Yeah, well I was ‘Birthed With Girth’ but you don’t hear me bragging about it.
…if you get photographed twice in three days at your local Walmart.
Look at that! YourKidsArtSucks.com already has support out there! Thanks for the mobile billboard!
Well I think it’s time to play “Who Wears It Better?” and by “Wears It” I mean, who should probably wear a bra backwards to support their voluptuous back titties.