Ah yes, I see you are rocking the new line of Ace Ventura tutu clothes….very nice!
Even after factoring in WNBA players, I never thought I’d see sexy negligee on someone who could dunk a basketball.
If I had a beer belly that looked that good, I would never have a shirt on. I may even tattoo a six pack of PBR on there because I like to highlight my strengths.
What’s sexier than Mom Jeans? Grandma Jeans, a sports bra, and some mesh to “cover” it all up.