Tie-dye? More like tie-die right? Cause when they wear it I wanna kill myself. Right? Huh? Dye-die? Right? Screw you guys. Just pick ‘Who Wears it Better’.
Alabama & Michigan
I’ve got a two-parter here. (1) Your hair looks like a big beehive and that’s not a good thing. Even if it was a real beehive there would be no bees in it because no living creature would volunteer to be that close to you. (2) Dear people sending us pics, we are not as dumb as we look, you don’t have to photoshop an arrow on your pic, we’ll figure it out. Thanks.
Mmmmmmm mmmmmm, those bottom biscuits are making my mouth water….wait, check that, turns my eyes are burning and those are tears rolling down my cheek and into my mouth. My bad.
Now that’s some next level stealth shit that just blew my f*cking mind! Just really impressed over here, I’m leaving it at that. Oh yeah, and her back titties look like the droopy jowls of a bulldog.