Have you ever asked yourself what Dennis Rodman would be like if he never played basketball? This my friends is my best guess.
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”. Today we have a fierce matchup of two ass-crack juggernauts. First up is your tried and true plumbers crack against the serious up and coming challenger the Butt-Flosser. So who ya got in this matchup? Dare I say that I “smell” an upset here?
California & Ohio
Usually when I see really tall black guys with short shorts I think of basketball players in the 70s. For some reason I’m just not getting that vibe here…probably because he is shopping for makeup, but I can’t be 100% sure on that.
Sir, sir, I don’t want to alarm you, but it seems as if there might be a 9 year old girl trapped in your 1980’s rock band hair. I would suggest removing her slowly then burning every piece of clothing you own.