Hey what is that milkmaid doing out of the barn? Never in my life have I seen a milkmaid with the audacity to get off her stool and venture out for some pop! Then again I’ve never seen an actual milkmaid in my life, unless you count my buddy whose family owned a farm, but he mainly wore jeans and a flannel…but he did have soft hands.
At first I assumed you were going green for Earth day, but then I realized that it is 4-20 and that makes MUCH more sense!
Listen, I don’t want to boost the ego of the person who took this photo but they may have just captured Walmart’s post card.
Listen creeper, I don’t listen to Jimmy Buffet cause I’m wicked pissed & jealous that he has made a fortune off selling the idea and mood of vacation to people, but I’m pretty confident Margaritaville is not in aisle 4.