The Apostle will lay the smack down on your candy ass…then hand you one of those green copies of the New Testament.
If you put a bag over grandpa’s head, then you’ve got grandma. When you look at it that way, it’s not weird, right?
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day too, but I got other shit to do…like laugh at you for wearing this in public.
Let’s all play a game of “Where the Hell Would You Wear This To?”- other than Walmart of course.