Meet Walmart’s Little Bo Peep: ruining children’s innocent images of storybook characters since 1973.
Bow chicka wow wow! Ahhhh yaaaa it’s Who Wears It Better: Furry Hooker Edition! So which lovely lady would you want giving you a VD? Do you like the more traditional pink & black stripper gear or slutty Pebbles from the Flintstones all grown up?
Florida & Texas
Okay I’m gonna ignore the wedding. You want weird wedding stuff? Go over to WeddingUnveils.com. I’m more enthralled by the dude eating cake giving them a look like “What are these crazy people doing over here dressed for a wedding in the free cake tent?”
“We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about.”
Illinois & Indiana