It’s not often you see it, but believe it or not, women can be just as sexually explicit as men in public. It’s a little bit tougher to explain to your kid why a woman has naked women on her shirt, but you might want to get used to that….unless you happen to be in North Carolina, then I suppose you have a little more time.
Looks like we got us a pair of biscuit bottoms to choose from! Although these biscuit bottoms look more like biscuits covered in some thick chunky sausage gravy so I guess I can’t really blame any of you for not being able to choose one over the other.
North Dakota & South Carolina
It’s Friday people, you know what that means…it’s hooker night. I don’t care what the economy looks like, the world’s oldest profession doesn’t sleep. So which lovely lady are you guys taking home? And by “home” I mean to a hotel or your car.
New Hampshire & Texas
Is there a black version of the Grand Wizard? If so, consider me f*cking terrified.