I’m not sure you are really grasping the concept of a live-action Muppets movie.
Holy shit that’s a lot of awesomeness packed into one dude! I’ll tell you this much though, the minute I have an opening for a bouncer at a sleazy back alley porno shoot, I’m giving this guy a call.
Really? That’s the man of your dreams? He must screw like a champ to hold that type of power over you, because from my viewpoint he looks too fugly to do telemarketing. Dream big kids!
The good news is if a rodeo bull gets a little rowdy and out of hand we have someone who won’t hesitate to distract him while the rest of us run to safety. Thanks buddy!