Listen pal, I just had a conference call with the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and we’ve decided that while we understand what upsides the mustache brings to the table, it still doesn’t completely make up for the whole gut past the chest look, so we’re gonna need you to go ahead and get on that.
Hmmm I guess owning Boardwalk and Park Place doesn’t look as attractive as it once did, does it? I suppose that’s fitting in our current real estate market, but regardless, she should not pass Go and she should not collect $200.
For some reason I can’t pinpoint how this didn’t make the cut over at Girls In Yoga Pants but it works great for us here at PoWM. I guess our audience isn’t as picky as to who wears yoga pants, which is why we love you guys!
Hey Katy Perry wannabe, do us all a solid and wake up from your “teenage dream” and put on some non-nightgown clothes!