Oh no! Did your pasty white tummy get hungry and eat the bottom of your shirt? No? You just like to show everyone what yeast looks like mid-rise? Oh, well then you’re nasty!
Willy The “Mother F*cking” Pimp back in the house! We are told the ginger to his right is Cash (real name), which just further proves Willy is so legit at pimpin’ that everything even remotely related to gettin’ money is drawn to him.
Uggghhh, here is what I want to do. I want to get a hot knife and just cut off your back fat and show you what you’re making the rest of us look at. It’s gross and you can’t put lipstick on a pig so cut it out with the colorful tramp stamp too!
Hey there swashbuckler enthusiasts, let me give you some advice so you don’t have to walk around with a damn fake parrot on your head. If you want a pirate’s hat, go to a store like Lids and pick up a Pittsburgh Pirates hat. It’s a lot easier, looks a lot better, and hell, they are even a half decent team this year so you won’t look as goofy!