I think I saw Slimer over in aisle 7….By the way, I’m the Gatekeep, are you the Keymaster?
Here is a safety tip for the rest of you so you don’t have to wear a helmet and pads while shopping: When you see someone this prepared for injury in the frozen food section, drop the Lean Cuisine and get the hell out of his way because he is on a mission.
Are you on your way to a junior high girl’s gym class? If so, have fun doing gymnastics while the boys get to play kickball.
I know going “green” is popular, and I’ve seen the reusable bags, but shopping with your own basket? That’s new!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.