If you step on that crack you can be damn sure you’re gonna break more than just yo mamma’s back!
If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.
Tom is a true Mack Daddy. Pimp Tom pimp.
Today I think we should play a little game I like to call “If It’s Brown, Flush It Down” where you at home decide if this awful tattoo is a peanut, a piece of shit, or some other brown object that escapes my mind right now…..AND GO!