♫ I’m blue, I’m in need of a guy, I’m in need of a guy ♫
Those were the words, right? No? Well they seemed rather fitting for this situation.
Missouri & Ohio
WWJD? He would pull up his pants and lose the chain wallet.
Considering somebody missing two hands could give you a better haircut, I’m just going to assume that you both lost a fight with your lawnmowers.
Oklahoma & Pennsylvania
I know when you get older you hit that point of f*ck it, but that doesn’t mean you can start dressing like Hannah Montana.