I didn’t think mermaid princesses could survive that long out of water. That Little Mermaid movie was all lies!!!!!
The Apostle will lay the smack down on your candy ass…then hand you one of those green copies of the New Testament.
If you put a bag over grandpa’s head, then you’ve got grandma. When you look at it that way, it’s not weird, right?
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day too, but I got other shit to do…like laugh at you for wearing this in public.