You see at first I couldn’t tell if you were a badass or not, because all I had to go off of was your huge nips and mean tattoos but thankfully you pulled that ginormous chain off your boat anchor to wear around your neck so everyone can see that you are indeed a badass….Oh, and I forgot to thank you for posing for this legendary logo.
Going bald with dignity…..you’re doing it wrong.
You see people!?!? This is what happens to our heroes after they are done fighting the good fight and are forgotten. Captain America, like so many before him, have nothing but 2 bum legs as a thank you for all his years of service. Shame to you all for taking them for granted.
I’m not sure why, but I just can’t shake the urge to run up and put one of those back titties in a headlock and unloading fist blows into it. Maybe it’s for the sheer fact that I can put a back titty in a headlock, maybe not; All I know is I wanna do it so bad!!