Hey you know that awful homemade sweater your weird aunt sends you every Christmas? Yeah, most people don’t even want to wear that in their own houme for the 15 seconds it takes for your mom to take a picture to send back, yet you felt that it was such a gem that not only should it be worn in public but that it should be worn by itself.
I was wondering where she got the time to make a custom sweatsuit of her dog, but then I realized she was the type of person who would make a custom sweatsuit of her dog and that pretty much just answered itself.
Hmm, well I guess the happy holiday spirit is gone already. But, bonus points for honesty! If I’m about to throw down for the last box of Coco Pebbles I’d rather know what I’m up against going into it than finding out the hard way!
Jacket and hat aside, I still can’t decide if I like your sparkly, blingy necklaces or the bedazzled thing on your sweatshirt that looks more like a cheeseburger than an ornament….get back to me in ten minutes, but I’ll just give you a heads up that it’s always tough to beat out a cheeseburger.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.