You see that look on her face? Yeah, she just found out our new book has been out for 2 weeks and you haven’t bought your copy yet. And guess what, we just hired her to go around to every person that hasn’t bought a copy and stare at them like this until they do. So yeah, if I were you I would buy our book asap. I’ll make it easy for you: Click Here.
What’s up Anthony Weiner, way to set a good example for your kids there. Then again judging by the hair, shades, and your accessories it looks like they are already growing up Jersey Shore style anyway, so what the heck right?
Because a talking parrot is for punk bitches, that’s why.
If there is one thing that our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com have taught us it’s that any problem can easily be solved with duct tape!….except herpes, that shit stays with you for life.