Really? That’s the man of your dreams? He must screw like a champ to hold that type of power over you, because from my viewpoint he looks too fugly to do telemarketing. Dream big kids!
The good news is if a rodeo bull gets a little rowdy and out of hand we have someone who won’t hesitate to distract him while the rest of us run to safety. Thanks buddy!
I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the fact that there is a Spanish Conquistador at Walmart, or that is seems he’s already put his sword to use!
Well, it appears you barely escaped the Death Star yourself by the seat of your pants. It’s safe now, you can fix that.