Hi, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Instead of taking a seat, why don’t you just head outside so we can all feel much better when the police spear you like James Harrison coming off the edge unblocked.
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Keep Manhattan, just gimme that countryside!…..Oh, and a can of Skoal and a sheep to f*ck.
Initially I was like “He can’t be a real Pharaoh because he clearly has USA markings.” But then I realized I don’t know enough about Pharaohs to rebut the notion and since it’s Monday I’m too lazy look it up.
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