That might be the most gangster shit I’ve ever seen. Oh, did I say gangster? I meant sad. That’s really sad. You need friends.
Ohhhh you’re a “pothead” I get it. Oh hot damn that’s good stuff right there! I guess that’s shorter than cutting “can’t find anyone to hire me” into your head.
Let’s see, you shorts don’t fit, your shirt doesn’t fit, and your bra looks like it’s cutting off the circulation to your brain which, now that I think about it, might be the cause of your poor decisions.
This might be a first for Who Wears It Better: The Same Guy Edition. Although I suppose this just makes it a ‘Which Outfit Is Better’. I know this is difficult, like choosing which of your kids you like best, but nobody is going to judge you for being honest this time so sound off people.