I was gonna rip this guy up, but I just can’t do it. I’m so stupid giddy for the 4th of July that I’m ready to hop on the back of Captain America there and ride that pony to the promise land! America!!!! Woooooo!
Oh I didn’t think it could get better than flesh colored yoga pants, but apparently flesh colored tiny-ass khaki shorts seemed to have come along and staked it’s claim to nastiest looking butt covers. What do you guys think?
I can see you bottomed out…no not the car, you. I think we can all agree that he/she is quite the hot mess, but I’m having trouble fully committing to either gender. I’ll leave it up to you guys to state your case in the comments below. Most compelling argument wins a date with this gorgeous man-lady.
You know how sometimes you’ll see a runner pull their shirt up after a hard run to cool down? Yeah well you’re not one of them.