Given your hairstyle it’s obvious that you like Bob Marley , but his song “Jamming” wasn’t about going to Walmart in your pajamas. Even if it was, he would be proud to jam in his pajamas and not hide them with that lumberjack coat.
You know that asshole neighbor that is always outside without a shirt on no matter what the temperature is, always has a beer in his hand (to go with his beer gut), and is always yelling at his kids to “shut the f*ck up”? Well, apparently he sometimes likes to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade. See, he does have a softer side…
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What the hell are you doing? Are you gearing up to powerlift a display case or something, grandma? Jesus, tone it down a bit.
Oh Sweet Baby Rays! Are shorts supposed to go up and in over thighs like that? Just doesn’t seem natural…or comfortable.