Why so serious?….Sir, this is a job interview, that is why I’m so serious. If you could please see yourself out that would be great.
You know that weird lady’s house you always avoid when you are out on Halloween? Other kids probably do the same thing to your Mom so knock it off. It’s Halloween people, everyone is allowed to be weird today. Enjoy!
You know who dresses up as Santa Claus for Halloween? Someone that’s not creative. But while we are on the topic let me vent my frustration real quick to people and stores. Show some damn respect for Thanksgiving people! I don’t want to see X-mas stuff, I don’t want to hear X-mas music while I’m shopping, and I don’t want to put money in your damn red pot until after I’ve enjoyed my f*cking turkey. There, I’m done.
These trick-or-treaters are exactly why I put razor blades in the candy I give out…