I would LOVE to know where the hell you are going wearing your pleather vest open for the world to enjoy, some sort of boating beanie cap, and buying a tailgate chair. Since odds are that you probably never made it back, I’d like our fans to submit some suggestions of where they think you went….
If you told me that you saw an older guy with a mohawk/mullet checking out some $5 dvd’s, my very first thought would have been “He has to be wearing camo short over his sweat pants!” – That my friends is called great instincts. It’s a gift….unfortunately my instincts only apply to Wal-creatures.
I was just asking my friend “Hey, is that a black girl? Or maybe it’s an Asian transvestite? Ohh, I think it might be a Hispanic hermaphrodite?” But thankfully we noticed that you labeled yourself White Boy, so that cleared up all the confusion we had. Thanks!
I like to call that some ‘Bootylicious Bubblegum’ because it looks like it will chew you up and spit you out.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.