Time for another thrilling game of Who Wears It Better: Man Midriff Edition. So do you guys prefer a smooth beer belly or some, let’s say “experienced” skin?
Listen, I get it, sometimes it’s a pain in the ass to return things at Walmart and I too have considered giving the associate the ol’ stinky pinky, but then I realize that I’m a human being and not a monkey so that’s where that thought process in my head stops. I’m starting to really question yours.
I know you have that look on your face because you think people are staring at you like you were caught red-handed stealing $5 DVDs, but really it’s because they are grossed out at the smudge marks your gut is leaving on the bin.
Let’s start the week out right with a caption contest! Give us your best guess at her superhero name and then pray you’re never in danger and in need of her help! Funniest name wins one doll hair.