You know what the best part about low hanging back cleavage is? You can’t see it from the front. Sorry, that’s literally the only upside I could think of.
Ohhh what fancy black roses! Your attire definitely doesn’t scream “I eat a bowl of depression every morning for breakfast.”
I guess she’s feeling a little…blue…today?
Oh snap! I see you are trying to pull off the ‘party in the front, party in the back’ mullet…Fortune favors the bold.