Oh my sweet Mother Mary! Is…is that a fro-hawk? What the shiznit? That’s dope as hell, not to mention it took my like 3 minutes before I even realized you are wearing a camo wife-beater! Not because camo actually works, but because I’m still in awe over that sweet fro-hawk!!!
They say the brightest star may have already burnt out. So fortunately for you and unfortunately for us, it seems you still have quite some time left.
I’d give you grief for wearing white during “that time of the month” but to be honest, I don’t think any time of the month is a good time for you to wear white. Plus it’s ironic that we are the ones who end up waving the white flag.
It’s time again for Who Wears It Better: Billboard For Jesus Edition. So sinners, which of these two are you going to let lead you to salvation?