January 25th, 2010
January 24th, 2010
Part of me wants to let you read me a bedtime story as you tuck me in, the other part of me wants nothing to do with you or your candy.
January 23rd, 2010
Baby girl, your shirt is shredded, I’m absolutely shredded, our baby’s name is Shredder. People are gonna know we are the most badass family ever!