Who Wears It Better?
Fall is upon us. Which means lots of Uggs and pumpkin lattes from white girls, but it also means lots of onesies in public for weirdos that need attention when it’s cold outside too. So, do you like milking the cow or playing doctor?
Apparently some ladies got their advanced copy of Cosmo because they already know this fall’s new fashion style is belly buttons.
Kansas & New Jersey
It’s that bottom biscuit “Who Wears It Better?” short shorts or short skirt edition! Two different ways to get the same bad result.
Who is you fashion stylist, Mr. Towelie?
Florida & Georgia