Who Wears It Better?
We’ve got ourselves an epic battle of “crazy hair, don’t care” over here. The dreaded ponytail is elaborate but I’m going to push my vote towards the parting of the Hulk Hogan mullet.
I feel like I’m about to watch some weird Anime game battle go down here. Who you guys got, Red or Blue?
Mississippi & Missouri
You would think a sad clown would be the saddest of all types of clowns. But you would be wrong. The lazy half-assed clowns are the saddest clowns of all.
Colorado & Kentucky
Wow that’s a lot of patterns. I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. That’s a lot of BAD patterns. There is honestly no combination between the two of you that could even slightly be considered matching. Awful.