Who Wears It Better?
I don’t think there has ever in the history of the world been a matchup between hippies and bumble bees. So don’t ever say we aren’t trendsetters here…
Florida & Georgia
We’ve got ourselves an epic battle of “crazy hair, don’t care” over here. The dreaded ponytail is elaborate but I’m going to push my vote towards the parting of the Hulk Hogan mullet.
I feel like I’m about to watch some weird Anime game battle go down here. Who you guys got, Red or Blue?
Mississippi & Missouri
You would think a sad clown would be the saddest of all types of clowns. But you would be wrong. The lazy half-assed clowns are the saddest clowns of all.
Colorado & Kentucky