Who Wears It Better?
Is there anything better than casual dads with team pride? Everything they own for the weekend comes in one school color.
It’s 2018, there have got to be less permanent ways to make mistakes by now right?
California & Ohio
Who gives f*cks better? Personally, I always favor a man that can tell me to go F myself subtly. It’s slick. You made me read and interpret my own f*ck you. That’s good.
Michigan & Mississippi
You’re at a rave, the ecstasy is banging hard, everyone is gorgeous and just living it up. Then they turn the lights on and you look around at everyone wondering wtf?!?!