Willy The Pimp

10.05.

Pink Pimpin’

Willy the Pimp loves lots of things including babies, the color pink, and titties. If there is one man that can make pink look boss during Breast Cancer Awareness month it’s Willy the Pimp. I heard one good pimp smack from him scares the cancer so bad it instantly leaves your body. Fact.***

*** Not a fact. Please don’t actually rely on a pimp smack to try and cure cancer. Listen to your doctor, not me, I don’t know shit about cancer.

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09.26.

A Pimp’s Blessing

Our pregnant fan here said she had the most pimptastic pimps bless her child with the power of pimp! The good news is if you have a boy he will be the coolest cat in town! The bad news comes if you have a girl. End of the day a pimp is gonna pimp. Believe that…anyway, it’s a 50/50 crap-shoot but totally worth it in my opinion.

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09.17.

Money In The Bank

My man Willy is straight P-I-M-P-I-N! Whoot Whoot! Damn my man is fly as a mother trucker! Dude’s probably not even Irish and he looks better in green than every person in Ireland put together! It’s the color of money and that’s exactly what he is, money. Straight cash homey!

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08.22.

Zebra Pimpin’

Ohhhhh hot damn! Your man, my man, the man, Willy the Pimp everyone! And won’t you look at that, this lovely lady is already color coordinated with my main man! That’s how much of a pimp he is everyone, his new honey-dips subconsciously know when they wake up their lives will be forever changed that day once they meet him and become one of his ladies!

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