Willy The Pimp
Ladies and gentlemen, People of Walmart Hall of Famer Willy The Pimp. Like a boss!
It seems like it’s been forever, but everyone’s favorite pimp is back! Look at Willy getting all festive and shit with his matching Target bag. Glad to see you still got it my man.
Willy The “Mother F*cking” Pimp back in the house! We are told the ginger to his right is Cash (real name), which just further proves Willy is so legit at pimpin’ that everything even remotely related to gettin’ money is drawn to him.
Congratulations, your child is now destined for pure greatness. Rumor has it that when Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg were born, Willy the Pimp was flown in as the honorary baby-ass smacker to get ’em crying!