Willy The Pimp
Congratulations, your child is now destined for pure greatness. Rumor has it that when Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg were born, Willy the Pimp was flown in as the honorary baby-ass smacker to get ’em crying!
Is everyone in a pimptastic mood today? ‘Cause you know Willy be pimpin’!
That’s the thanks Willy gets for being the #1 seed? That’s a hell of test in round two for this year’s favorite to win it all. Will Willy pimp smack his way to the sweet 16?
Please cast your vote in the comments!
A shoe-in for a #1 seed, Willy the Pimp has such legendary status that there is literally no possible way we could let him get upset in round 1…that’s the beauty of being the top dog in the tourney!
No need to cast your vote since Willy is movin’ on!