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12.04.

Centaur Said What?

It’s cool, he wears this to his D&D outings. He alternates this costume with his virgin costume…which isn’t really much of a costume as it is pretty much his normal self.

Maryland

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Centaur Said What?, 8.5 out of 10 based on 309 ratings 31 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Maryland  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Layla

    I can’t be the only one who wants to know the story behind that picture.

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  • verbatim

    Jesus H. Christ

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  • northerngirl

    I think both sides are a horse’s ass.

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  • allison_28560

    Does he KNOW that there is a horse’s A$$ following him ???

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  • girlwatcher

    This dork has a twin in Michigan and he doesn’t get any pussy either.

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  • Mj

    At least he doesn’t have to put a diaper on the horse.

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  • toeachhisown

    That’s a really long torso.

    His partner is prolly just trying to keep his distance from …you know

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    LMAO……The guy walking by in the hat looks like he going to jump on and hump him.

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  • Eric

    That’s not a centaur outfit, that’s the Depends 3001 super-super-super capacity adult diaper….

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  • darren

    Some a$$ thinks he’s a stud, wait till he finds himself a She Wal-monster to ride him like its drunken mating season

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  • missy

    Yes, but is he hung like one?

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  • buddyminpin

    TOEACHHISOWN, no one is behind him, look close and you can see wheels.
    Is there a comcon going on some where? Silly guy isn’t going to win a fair maiden. EVER!

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  • BillyBobJoeBobJimJon

    “excuse me sir, these bathrooms are not centaur accessible”

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  • MasterBaiter

    I hope his mother is alive to see what her lack of attention to her son ultimately did to him.

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  • Jen

    He’s watched “Brokeback Mountain” 2,000 times.

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  • toeachhisown

    @buddyminpin

    You’re right, I didn’t spot the wheels.

    Maybe his friends know something about him that prevented any of them from volunteering to be his back half?

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  • XJ

    He just wants to be the centaur of attention!
    *rimshot*

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  • Titmouse

    A couple of theories.

    1. Cosplaing the mascot for this years Preakness: Kegasus.

    2. Otakon. (Elaborate costumes are the norm and that would be a mild costume. 2 years ago i saw a guy dressed in an easily 9 foot tall articulated with pullies and levers mecha.

    3. Baltimore ComicCon. (elaborate costumes are still the norm and its like 2-3 weeks after Otakon)

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  • jerms

    that is sterling spencer, a pro surfer/funny guy. has a website full of this stuff. some funny, some not

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  • Thomas Parks

    The lost cast member from The Lion the Witch and the Waredrobe. He loved the part so much they let him keep the costume.

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