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Clench Your Thirst

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Geez, see if you can clench those cheeks any tighter darlin’. Anyone that can pull that wedgie out from that stone would be crowned king of something. Nothing you’d likely want to be king of, but a king nonetheless.

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Clench Your Thirst, 8.0 out of 10 based on 187 ratings 13 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
  • troof be told

    I bet that comes in handy when trapping men with a baby.

    ‘ you aint pullin out sucker!’

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  • CrabShaman

    Thems biscuits were left out overnight.

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  • Mark

    My cheeks clench when I get the total too…

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  • Cybr

    Bet she poops diamonds

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  • G Sot Finder

    We’ve seen worse. Still not easy on the eyes though.

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  • darren

    HM she could of been shoplifting somthing ( remember at Walmart that’s done jus fer fun ) and shes trying to hide it in those cheeks where the smell should keep everyone away …including any drug sniffing dogs

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  • Jen

    Pinchin’ one off in the checkout line.

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  • D-man

    She is not clenching…. Her butt was just hungry for some biscuits and shorts!

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  • girlwatcher

    Great caption! But I bet she’s trying to hold back a fart until she’s out of range.

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  • Habid

    but still, I’d hit that,oh yeah

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  • Diiva

    Ahhhhhh best caption AND comments ever! im still cryin!! ROFL

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  • Connie

    There is a time and place to do Kegel exercises… this isn’t one of them.

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  • Evie

    My thought was: she is now regretting her daring clothing choice and trying to “suck it in” so as to feel smaller and less exposed. Works better with the gut; not so well with the butt, as we all can see.

    Am enjoying the juxtaposition of the little boy and the shrink-wrapped meat, foreground, slobby Walmart fatties, background. A pleasing little diorama.

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