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10.17.

Complete With Tang

I call this the loneliest food purchase ever if I didn’t have a hunch that he is sharing these with his mother….or at least storing them in the same freezer he keeps her body. Ain’t that right Norman Bates?

North Carolina

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  • AAA

    prolly the only ‘tang that guy is getting.

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  • clydee

    He also got Kaboom to clean up the crime scene.

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  • anthony

    poor guy I almost feel sad.. almost LOL fat pile of shit

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  • Jim

    HEY….
    LEAVE SOME FOR THE OTHER CUSTOMERS DAMMIT!!

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  • Abbie Normal

    I would go with storing them in the freezer.
    Those pizzas are not that big and just look at how his belt is struggling to hold those pants up near his 19 month pregnant belly!
    He probably eats 2 at a time! Well to be fair, 1 is for him and the other is for when he is dressed as “mother”.

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  • Marie

    I SWEAR I SAW THIS GUY THE OTHER DAY IN FOOD LION!!….I live in NC.

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  • amanda

    he kinda looks like he has downs syndrome. sad. :(

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  • billy

    And how did you get so fat?

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  • randall

    Eating all those preservatives, there will be no need to embalm him once the ol’ heart gives out.

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  • chipmunk

    I think there’s more to this. It appears that he has Down syndrome, but is somewhat independent. Maybe he can only microwave his meals, for safety reasons.

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  • Watertender

    His chair and tv remote must have the crumbs from these purchases ground right into them. The chair fabric is a dull orange while the numbers on the remote are just gone….

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  • dijital101

    Lol, Gandalf in the left hand corner. “You shall not pass….no seriously your colon is completely blocked by all of those Salisbury steaks.”

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  • Fetchin

    Notice how he has the decency to buy some Kaboom, to clean up, you know, the bathroom. Ugh.

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  • Jim

    Got the KaBoom for clean up after as well… At least he’s tidy

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  • Michelle

    I can’t say anything because that could easily be MY freezer.

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  • Snarf

    And he whips out that food stamp card……………………..

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  • Reggie

    So that’s what NJ’s Governor Christie is doing when he is constantly out of state!

    On a positive note, it is nice to see from that photo that our esteemed governor has lost about 50 lbs. Maybe traveling out of state is helping him to lose some of the excess avoirdupois.

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  • Rincwind

    If I ever get like that, pleas shoot me.

    I have been known to go into the grocery and come out with nothing but a bag of chips, a carton of ice cream, two liters of soda, and a huge bag of Tootsie Rolls.

    …But it is Halloween time.

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  • nowhey

    HOLY CRAP! ITS PETER GRIFFIN!

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  • nowhey

    IT IS PETER GRIFFIN IN CARNATE.

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