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08.19.

Cowboys & Indians

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I’m not sure what’s going on here but for my own sanity I’m going to create this elaborate story in my mind where you’re the goofy and crazy good guy cowboy in the movie that just got himself out of a crazy pickle by disguising himself in the Indian clothes but they don’t quite fit so we all laugh. That will help me move on past this.

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Cowboys & Indians, 7.3 out of 10 based on 78 ratings 11 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Texas  //  Walmart Fashion
  • zendaddy621

    I guess the other Village People shop at Target…

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  • Popanator

    This one time a cowboy split his pants and he went to the store and got new ones. one time I split my pants at work and I stayed in Gene’s office. My Mom Brought me pants! Every one laughed but not mean!

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    • morticia.marina

      This one time me and my boyfriend were chuckling at humorous, yet at times unfortunately boring due to repetition, comments. The dry humor made us speculate the poster may be British (because the British are dehydrated).

      This reminded me of that.

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    • Captain Cuntstab

      did gene have a magic “worm” that didn’t do much other than twitch around when gene looked at you funny? and then he hid his worm in your turd berth? no wonder you didn’t laugh.

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  • Sejanus

    Gayest Cowboy EVAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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  • Jen

    ♩ Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys at Wal-mart.

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  • admiralbrown

    Not the best resolution on the picture, but I am assuming the chaps are are not covering the buttocks hence the white fringe to cover the butt crack.
    I didn’t think they allowed openly gay males in Texas.

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  • tonydadon

    Ok let me explain this for ya, The whole thing starts with the belt. the “Pants” are two Leggings which are made out of deer hide, or elk or buffalo called “buckskin” go on each leg individually and tie on to the belt where the Pockets would be, but there aren’t any pockets.
    The flap in the back is called a “Breech clout” it’s a rectangle piece of buckskin that starts like you see it, goes over the belt under the crotch between the legs, and goes up the front and hangs just like you see it over the front of the belt. The blue thing would traditionally be only the shirt but I think “Texas Pete” here, might be wearing some kind of underwear. The jacket is self explanatory.
    There is usually no other covering underneath between the “breech clout” and the body, which means it’s leather underwear. Also, this arrangement is not exactly “G” rated as it often comes loose and you will see “Little Pete” sticking his head out from one side or the other.
    It’s absolutely hilarious when you go to a rendezvous encampment and see some guy about 200 lbs overweight trying to pull this off……

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    • Captain Cuntstab

      i don’t think there’s any danger of most of us ever going to a rendevous. lol…

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  • doctorfurl

    This is the bastard child of the would be unholy union of two of the Village People. If that was possible.

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  • DOJORODA

    Faggy Smackballs, cowboy, and butt rodeo star.

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