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10.19.

DTF

Listen, we all know men buy cars to overcompensate for their penis size and to pick up chicks, but we have all got along just fine by letting that speak for itself. Try not to be so obvious with the ladies. You’re not a European guy at the club, you’re at Walmart.

South Carolina

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DTF, 4.1 out of 10 based on 276 ratings 20 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  South Carolina  //  Vehicles
  • MrClean4000

    plate should say “IAM DESPERATE”

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  • jag

    If this is Wal-Mart’s parking lot, what makes you think that it isn’t a woman’s car?

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  • Continental Soldier

    Yes, but can he tie them in a bow?

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  • Produce Associate

    This is the store manager’s car! lmao

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  • Ric

    Cars of Walmart is a great sub-genre to the general weirdness.

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  • Karen

    I had to Urban Dictionary that one. Guess I’m old (39).

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  • mik

    lol i hope its not a woman…. HUNGLO LMAO

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  • Nicko

    @Karen: Don’t feel bad, I find myself going to urbandictionary.com a lot as well, especially when seeing acronyms like this. I suppose crusty old farts like us (I’m 33, by the way) are just used to using whole words when talking and writing.

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  • Ron Burgundy

    Stay classy South Carolina.

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  • verbatim

    Me too Karen. I know plenty of bad ones but not that.

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  • me here

    ru doing the fandango?

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  • XJ

    Oh yeah, I remember that guy, “1 Hunglo”.
    He wrote the book “Three Tracks in the Snow”. :D

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  • Jen

    “1 Hunglo” is past tense, so something must’ve happened…

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  • KL

    maybe he only has one testicle

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  • Teresa

    I’ve seen this car! I can confirm that a young man was driving it and he was actually pretty good looking! I took a picture of the license plate, but the sun was too bright and I couldn’t get a good shot of it while I was driving.

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  • Retina Burn

    Im 39, I dont get it. What does DTF mean?

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  • slanger

    DTF means “Down to F*ck”

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  • Jenn

    Douchebag

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  • mb

    I want to stuff a couple dildos in his tailpipes.

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  • Jabs

    I must fall in the old farts section with Karen, Nicko, and Verbatim… My jaw dropped as the realization dawned.
    Besides his penis is probably as small as his car.

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