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05.14.

Elizabeth!

You serious here bro? Just gonna bring a gator in Walmart like it ain’t no thang? That’s messed up. You know what’s not going to be messed up? When I call up my boy Troy from Swamp People to come and “choot” that thing in the head.

Alabama

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Elizabeth!, 8.4 out of 10 based on 77 ratings 63 Comments Alabama  //  Animals  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random
  • bleu

    Gotta get attention somehow. Good or bad doesn’t matter, just like it says in the book.

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  • ReDu

    Baby alligators bite! WTF?
    If it bites some poor unsuspecting customer, Wal-World deserves it for allowing all kinds of animals into the store.
    Service baby alligator? I doubt it.

    When this sauran grows to over 6th long, this chubber will make an excellent meal…or two or three.
    He could last that gator about two weeks once he’s fully grown.

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  • The Last Universalist

    The caption is funnier than the picture! I’ can’t stop laughing at the thought of Troy “chooting” that alligator.

    Swamp People is a good show.

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  • Marie

    I’m surprised he hasn’t accidently stepped on it while dragging it behind him like that. Let’s all hope it’s a plastic toy.

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  • Heidi

    the caption on this one made me laugh for real! good one!

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  • Jamie

    OMG. I have never commented on these before but the “chooting” thing has me laughing so hard I can’t stop! Then I read the other comments and keep laughing! Ya’ll are funny!

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  • Danielle

    Hey, fluffy seems more active than usual.

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  • me

    He needs to get a dog and walk it judging by his size.

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  • girl watcher

    I’d call the humane society on him. That poor gator probably has scraped up paws from being dragged. It sure isn’t following him.

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  • RonnyLR

    “CHOOT’EM NOW!!! CHOOT’EM!!!!!” LOVE SWAMP PEOPLE! TROY IS THE BEST!!

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  • steven

    this is the sample weight loss program incentive he stops the gator eats him he goes faster the gater gets smaller gators loved pork

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  • 1/32ndNative

    Wouldn’t a sheep make a better pet for an obviously lonely man like him?

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  • Walmart Lover

    I can’t believe some of the stupid shit Wal-Mart lets into their store. That is a law suit waiting to happen. Wish I was there I would try and pet it, let it bite me then sue the hell out of Wal-Mart for letting a dangerous animal into their store. What if a little kid tries to grab it and gets bit? Really Wal-Mart WTF are you thinking?

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  • Bob Hope’s Ghost

    there’s a sign on the door that says NO PETS! why can’t these damn door greeters tell people to take their birds, alligators, coons, monkeys and stupid pint size dogs back to their cars?

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  • Lois

    I didn’t think any animal was allowed in a store. What is going on?

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  • Colleen

    That *has* to be a fake alligator – you’d think it wouldn’t be able to keep up with its short little legs!

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  • Merry

    He is probably raising him to eat him, and took him to walmart to ask him what he would taste good next too, like potatos, fat back, or some kale.

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  • bleu

    LOLOL at 1/32nd!

    Come on people, this is a rubber gator…..or whatever they make them out of now…..

    Might even be photosh!t…..

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  • Brian

    That can’t be real

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  • Lily Von Schtupp

    Obviously a staged shot … no way in hell that boy woulda passed that chip display without loading up a cart

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