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09.18.

Everyday I’m Smugglin’

Unless you are a model or European, don’t wear a Speedo. In fact, I’m pretty sure Europeans even know they look stupid in Speedos but they wear them anyway just because they have bought into their own stereotype. Anyway, I digress. The point here is you have a tiny package and nobody wants to see it.

Michigan

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Everyday I'm Smugglin', 7.7 out of 10 based on 668 ratings 74 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Michigan  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Walmart Fashion
  • d1337

    I don’t think I want to see where he keeps his wallet…

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    Saying this guy has a tiny package is mighty generous…….maybe I should put my glasses on…….not good advertisement even for the Walmart Calender Babes……

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  • PsychoKlown

    Abandon ye all hope!!!

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  • jim

    “Unless you are a model or European”…or waterpolo jock.

    Don’t forget us who can really slip those things on….and can get away with it, anyways.

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  • Allison

    MICHIGAN?! isn’t it getting cold there? I mean I live in northern Vermont and it’s starting to get mighty chilly. And if I remember correctly Walmart keeps it’s stores pretty cold when it’s hot out so shrinkage is a possibility too, but who the eff wears this in the first place? I’m hoping this picture was taken at least a month ago and the submitter just procrastinated in sending it in… If it were here I’d say he was French Canadian, that’d be the only rational explanation this close to the border…

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  • Kristen

    What package, does he even have a package? And I can’t believe he would want anyone to see those extremely ghost white legs

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  • MM

    That girl behind him must like it. She’s bent over hoping he will ram her in the ass.

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  • girlwatcher

    Is he wearing swim goggles or is this Mr. Magoo?

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  • ecm

    This is the guy (I think) that the radio channel 89X sent into a bunch of stores, Wal-Mart included, to see if he would be allowed to shop while in a speedo. How funny that someone snapped this pic and posted it on here. I think he is even wearing an 89X t-shirt!

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  • jag

    I wonder how many old ladies followed him around leering at him.

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  • Tim

    He apparently thought that he looked good with his baby dick and ghostly legs.

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  • lalawojo

    The signs only specify “no shirt, no shoes, no service”. Doesn’t say anything about “no pants” so he’s still technically OK.

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  • brandylee

    I agree with ECM, this is the guy that 89X had run around in a speedo to see how many stores would let him shop like that.

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  • Jen

    ♪ Gay guy in red,
    Is walking near me,
    Showing his cheeks…..

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  • MJC

    No-no-no, this guy is not Canadian, we don’t do this in Canada go shopping almost naked.

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  • Kelly

    You must admit he HAS BALLS. I dare any one of you “men” to do that at your local Walmart.

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  • robin

    haha James made it!!!

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  • lisak

    YES THAT IS JAMES from 89x!!! SO funny he made it on here :) The radio station sent him out to see if he could shop in a speedo and they broadcast it live on the radio ! This is awesome, so proud :)

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  • Dollie

    This was actually intentional! He’s from a radio station called 89X and they sent him around in a speedo to different stores to get him in the media some how.

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  • Bobby

    Support command! Penis! Ripcord! JERKIN’ IT!!!!

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