Holy mother of Mary! What made you think you could pull that off?!?! Even those fun-house mirrors wouldn’t make you look good in that outfit (if we can call it that)!

Arizona

You might be a PoWM if two different people send your photo to PeopleofWalmart.com…

Ohio

Oh it’s time for another fantastic game of “Who Wears It Better?”! So my fine friends, which person deserves all the attention they are seeking the most? Nightgown clown or the girl that lost her belt?

North Dakota

Ohhh yaaaa! Second City improv couldn’t have dreamt up a better scene for us here! I’m gonna let you guys have fun and I look forward to all the captions and story lines you guys have cranking around your brains that are just waiting to spew forth. We are all winners in this situation so best caption gets nothing but pride.

South Carolina

Let’s take a quick little poll here. What is the best object that she can store between those sandbags? My suggestion is a bowie knife. What do you think? Let’s here ‘em in the comments!

Missouri

Yeah sure I guess they could have put her in one of those free wheelchairs or scooters that Walmart provides, but it’s a little hard to pretend that you are in a race car in one of those.

Pennsylvania

I can’t determine if that is crudely drawn or poorly tattooed. For your sake I’m hoping it was drawn on, but if I find out it’s tattooed, well then I’m gonna send you on over to WTFtattoos.com and let them tell you that you’re an idiot…saves me the trouble.

North Carolina

Nothing says Presidents’ Day like wasting some dead ones on a sick paint job…MMURRICA!

Unknown

While I’m an advocate of keeping your animals on a leash, this one might be better served if they keep her in a cage.

California

And now you know the view that you subject little kids to seeing when you choose to let your bottom biscuits air out. Maybe now you will think twice before inadvertently harming our youth.

Oklahoma