That’s weird, every time I tried to tell a girl hummers were for Jesus she didn’t believe me.

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Got multitasking? Geez! Better watch out, some accidental titty milk spray could short circuit that credit card machine.

Washington

I don’t even know what to say here. Probably because I don’t know where to start. You have a full grown dog in your cart and that’s not even the oddest thing about you. I’m gonna go lie down before I hurt myself thinking about all of whatever this is that’s going on.

Missouri

Clearly this is the road/lane less traveled and now I see why few chose to follow it.

Ohio

Honestly makes me “wonder” if you’re even a “woman”! Huh? Right? Cause she is dressed as Wonder Woman!?!?! But not as a sexy dress up kind of way and more of a crazy lady next door that you parents make you promise you won’t go near. Right? Guys? Ya with me? Ahhh forget all of you.

Iowa

Check out rappers Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka at Walmart. Although I find it odd that rappers who sing about their Bentley and mansions and whatnot shop at Wally World, I suppose every thug enjoys a good deal. Honestly, I was close to putting these two on blast (as the kids say) but then I noticed Waka Flocka’s diamond Fozzy Bear bling and my mind is now blown from its awesomeness! Wacka Wacka!

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Clearly that whale tail wasn’t going to fit in the aquarium but I figured the employees would do more than just let it flop around and look back into where it wants to be.

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Personally, I find this extreme couponing absolutely ridiculous and the tv shows ruined regular coupons for the rest of us. Let’s spend 19 hours finding coupons and cutting them out and organizing them and researching stores and blah blah blah. So let’s say you save $100 on one go around, great for you. Personally my time is worth more than all that hassle….That being said, kudos to this lady for knowing who she is and saving the rest of us a headache.

Arizona

Should we even do a ‘Who Wears It Better’? Is that even applicable? I guess it’s more like ‘Who’s Hit The Point Of F*ck It’?

Illinois

Normally this cashier would be freaked the hell out…but she works at Walmart buddy. Gonna have to do a whole lot more than that to register more than an eyebrow raise out of this ol’ gal.

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