Cause I’m Tony the f-ing Tiger that’s why! I do cool stuff like hang out with Paul Bissonnette and pretend I’m Superman next to the poster that kinda looks like Tom Brady and also I like to chill on the dirtiest place known to man because I’m a predator and I ain’t scurrred. My life is grrrreeeeeaaaattt!!!!

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Honestly makes me “wonder” if you’re even a “woman”! Huh? Right? Cause she is dressed as Wonder Woman!?!?! But not as a sexy dress up kind of way and more of a crazy lady next door that you parents make you promise you won’t go near. Right? Guys? Ya with me? Ahhh forget all of you.

Iowa

She doesn’t know the meaning of “past her prime”! Seriously, she literally doesn’t know what it means because she spent her life on the street corner and not the classroom. Kind of a sad story actually. Thanks for bringing it up.

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Check out rappers Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka at Walmart. Although I find it odd that rappers who sing about their Bentley and mansions and whatnot shop at Wally World, I suppose every thug enjoys a good deal. Honestly, I was close to putting these two on blast (as the kids say) but then I noticed Waka Flocka’s diamond Fozzy Bear bling and my mind is now blown from its awesomeness! Wacka Wacka!

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Clearly that whale tail wasn’t going to fit in the aquarium but I figured the employees would do more than just let it flop around and look back into where it wants to be.

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Personally, I find this extreme couponing absolutely ridiculous and the tv shows ruined regular coupons for the rest of us. Let’s spend 19 hours finding coupons and cutting them out and organizing them and researching stores and blah blah blah. So let’s say you save $100 on one go around, great for you. Personally my time is worth more than all that hassle….That being said, kudos to this lady for knowing who she is and saving the rest of us a headache.

Arizona

Should we even do a ‘Who Wears It Better’? Is that even applicable? I guess it’s more like ‘Who’s Hit The Point Of F*ck It’?

Illinois

Normally this cashier would be freaked the hell out…but she works at Walmart buddy. Gonna have to do a whole lot more than that to register more than an eyebrow raise out of this ol’ gal.

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Ok I’m sick of this so I’m gonna set the record straight…if you can fit the constitution on your ass it’s too big for cute booty word sayings.

Wisconsin

“My grandma is a bigger slut than your grandma.” – is typically not an argument you hear on the playground often. More so now than in the past, but still not very often.

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