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Fresh To Death

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Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?”
Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener.
Good, you’ve pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.”

Canada

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Fresh To Death, 7.6 out of 10 based on 177 ratings 23 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Vehicles
  • Doc

    how many more do you think it can hold before the glue gives out and the mirror falls?

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  • girlwatcher

    What the hell, NORTHERN GIRL? You folks gotta have a whole forest of trees EVERYWHERE? :D

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  • Lady Anne

    Obviously a heavy smoker.

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  • EggBeater

    The better to mask the dead body smell my dear…

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  • verne

    must have a dead body in the back seat

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  • verbatim

    Pretty much every Walcreature could use exactly this. Hung around their neck.

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  • Fresh T

    As a mechanic I see that all the time. Only ONE of them is new. They collect them for years, too lazy to remove the last one.

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  • MyBloodyHand!

    Because mall rat goth chicks stink.

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  • ben

    i bet it doesnt even smell like vanilla anymore .. lol

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  • Michael

    Most people throw the old air freshener away when they need a new one, not this person.

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  • prettyoddindeed

    Just commenting because of the Tommy Boy reference.

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  • Caprice3w

    Nice reference to “Tommy Boy”!

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  • RJ

    If you fart in a pine scented air freshener forest, does anyone smell it?

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  • Cybr

    Reminds me of the punchline of an old joke. “Smells like someone shit on a pine tree.”

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  • kate e

    Don’t u notice THE DRIVERS SEAT IS PRACTICALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAR!!! I think the driver is a big guyh or gal. Maybe all the trees are for massive digestive distress (FARTS)

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  • Reggie

    I always thought that this, “let’s see how many air fresheners we can hang on the mirror”, phenomenon was unique to ghetto dwellers in the US, but now I see that this also takes place in Canada. Who knew?

    In any event, this begs the question…
    Wouldn’t it be easier to just bathe on a regular basis?

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  • Northerngirl

    Yes, indeed, Girlwatcher, we Canuks consider it almost sacrilege to through out anything typically Canadian like dead pine Christmas trees, old hockey pucks, worn out mukluks, bacon ….. which is why we need the car fresheners – to kill off the smell of the bacon package that rolled under the seats two weeks ago!

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  • Str8jacket

    I knew a drug dealer who had a rearview mirror like that, said it cut down on the chonic stench if pulled over. I always thought the police would want to kow why he had all those hanging, but…

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  • guadalisa

    the police know why. it just screams “search my car!”

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  • girlwatcher

    Love it NG. You’re my fav.

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