From Bob The Poet

I was sitting home alone one night
Feeling a little bored.
I stumbled upon a web site
With pictures from a store.
I wasted half the night away,
Clicking through the pics.
Some were laugh loud funny
And some were down right sick.

People of WalMart, all across the land.
People of WalMart, I’ve become a fan.
You never know who you’ll see
As you walk down that next aisle.
People of WalMart
Always make me smile.

There was that chubby lady
With her boobs tucked in her pants.
Could that have been the latest
Fashion trend from France?
That sexy little thing
Just looked a little weird.
I knew why on the next pic
When I saw the beard.

People of WalMart, all across the land.
People of WalMart, I’ve become a fan.
You never know who you’ll see
As you walk down that next aisle.
People of WalMart
Always make me smile.

Now I don’t put these people down
To each his or her own.
But I often wonder
If they have mirrors at home.
Are these individuals
Crazy, blind or brave.
I don’t know, but I will bet
Sam Walton’s spinning in his grave.

People of WalMart, all across the land.
People of WalMart, I’ve become a fan.
You never know who you’ll see
As you walk down that next aisle.
People of WalMart
Always make me smile.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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