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Get Out & Push, 9.3 out of 10 based on 411 ratings 40 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Parenting
  • CrabShaman

    Y’see, kids, when you’re bad, you don’t get coal in your stocking, or thrashed by the Krampus. You have to push Santa around a WalMart. Ho…ho…ho…

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  • Jim Hoffman

    Gotta love child labor!!

    GET UP AND WALK FAT ASS!!

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  • Jen

    “Hey grama! Thought you said this thing was electric?!”

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  • mike

    Is this some clever editorial on the state of social security?

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    That lard ass is lucky she has someone to push……..most Walmart customers are way to fat.

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  • Watertender

    Why am I hearing the song Sixteen Tons in my head looking at this picture?

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  • girlwatcher

    Quick! Now’s your chance kid! Run away and join the circus!

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  • MasterBaiter

    ” Push faster you little bastard- can’t you tell I’m hungry?”

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  • JayDubIII

    Guarantee you the fat hog isn’t even embarrassed.

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  • grandma

    No gammy we’re NOT going past the donuts counter.

    Or…

    To isle 33 gammy, that’s one long son-of-a-bitch.

    Or…

    Put your back into it Kid, you want me to trade you in for electric or what?

    Or…

    Quit bitchin kid, you didn’t hear me complain yesterday when i pushed you.

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  • scottie…

    The young Scotty from Star trek says…

    The shoes canny take it anymore Captain… they’ve lost all grip.

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  • Skooma

    Get off your fat lazy ass and push your kid around in the cart…. not make him push your fat ass around…. seriously people how much dumber can you get? If you can’t handle walking your fat ass around then stop eating like a pig.

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  • Neil

    Here I did not think those carts could hold that much. Stand back I think it’s going to blow

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  • D.B.

    “Could you be a dear and push me to the the thong underwear section?”

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  • JEFF_K

    Isn’t this against the Child Labor laws?

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  • ME

    The young Scotty from Star trek says…

    The shoes canny take it anymore Captain… they’ve lost all grip.

    The young Scotty from Star trek says…

    The shoes canny take it anymore Captain… they’ve lost all grip.

    Or…

    No gammy we’re NOT going past the donuts counter.

    Or…

    To isle 33 gammy, that’s one long son-of-a-bitch.

    Or…

    Put your back into it Kid, you want me to trade you in for electric or what?

    Or…

    Quit bitchin kid, you didn’t hear me complain yesterday when i pushed you.

    Or…

    One day you’ll thank me, after all its your dream is to be a linebacker.

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  • Hyno Toad

    It’s hard to believe that when they towed the Space Shuttle through the streets of California , they did it with a little pickup truck.

    This is just like that, except for the fact that I’d like to see a Space Shuttle.

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  • Count Flatula

    Got the kid working the blocking sled early…

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  • jaloco

    I’m pretty sure she’s over the weight limit for that.

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  • Fred Poe

    “C’mon Grandma, the ‘depends’ are in the next aisle.”

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