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Get Up, Stand Up

On a scale of 1 to “greatest thing I’ve ever seen” this is maxed the F out!!!

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Get Up, Stand Up, 9.2 out of 10 based on 1688 ratings 83 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Parenting  //  Random
  • ian

    We should hold a contest to see who can balance the most stuff off her fat ass.

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  • MikeKV

    When your butt is big enough to be used as a step for a small child, I think some lifestyle changes need to be made…

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  • Dixie Normous

    YO! YO! Stops! U’s got my chicken yo!

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  • RD

    I still don’t like making fun of someone’s size. So I’ll just go with the safe phrase here:
    Whoo…this is a WELL FED nation!

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  • Laurie

    Holy stepstool batman!

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  • Joey BadaBing

    Her ass is soooo big..
    It makes Shaq look like a little kid….

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  • Whore Greeter

    That so amazing.

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  • Becky

    “YEA MA CHECKOUT 5 IS OPEN!”

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  • MrClean4000

    Her huge ass is bigger than her entire upper body. That has got to be hard to pull off. just not hard to stand on

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  • Karl Wild

    Now that is some serious shelf space.

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  • Apu Koothrapali

    Dayum! Sir Mix-A-Lot would be seriously sprung right now.

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  • ms codpiece

    wow….i mean wow! yeah there are guys out there who must be drooling at this…but i can’t imagine thinking it is ok to have your kid stand on your butt because it is now a shelf! “step away from the cheeseburger”!

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  • jag

    Wow, a rear-end like that is perfect for little kids to watch parades.

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  • Watertender

    Classic Ghetto Cheeseburgers! If she was face down with a blue tarp over her it would look like a covered haystack! The downside is when she farts the Richter Scale trembles and early quake warnings go out……

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  • Stormydae

    That is “ASS”mazing!!

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  • MasterBaiter

    I wonder what’s the longest period of time she ever went without feeding. I bet she’s never gone three hours. Even in the middle of the night she probably gets up once or twice to have a small ice cream and a ham and bacon sandwich.

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  • its a wide wally world

    Dibs…….red shirt can join in too. This may take all day.

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  • Chrs

    This is perhaps the best use of an overweight body ever.

    She’s even fully dressed!

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  • pct2k

    At least she’s not wearing a tent…then again, her kid could probably use those shorts as a tarp to sleep in or under!

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  • Frank

    They call me shelf-ass.

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