“Hey! Hey! Dammit Gertrude get back in the sweat box! I told you to stay in there, you don’t get to talk to people dammit! Maybe next time you won’t burn my baked beans bitch!” – Seriously though, spousal abuse whether physical or verbal is wrong…so ladies, be careful not to overcook your man’s meal so he doesn’t have to yell at you. Wait, what? That doesn’t seem right.