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01.19.

Going For Gold

Since you robbed MC Hammer and you spent $25 to spray paint yourself gold, I’ll spare you the golden showers.

Florida & Nevada

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Going For Gold, 6.0 out of 10 based on 22 ratings 46 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Funny  //  Nevada  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Bob

    The one on the right looks like somebody that works as a living statue. The one on the left possibly works sniffing out truffles.

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  • verbatim

    And they told us aliens couldn’t possibly get here……

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  • stormy

    Someone needs to invent a mirror that shows the back of us BEFORE we leave the house. Poor woman cannot possibly know how she looks from this angle…

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  • Scott R

    So much for gold being a precious metal…

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  • nate

    24 Karat cottage cheese ass…

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  • Wally World stalker

    “I like Golddddd”

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    I didn’t know that Walmart started making their heavy duty trash bags out of gold.

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  • madigan

    I thought MC Hammer’s pants were WAY baggier than that.

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  • Brian

    And in unrelated news, David Bowie recently filed a policy report claiming that two idiots broke into his London mansion and robbed his wardrobe.

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  • Patrick

    “There’s gold in dem hills, oh wait…Its just People of Walmart!” False Alarm!!!

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  • AAA

    gold nuggets……

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  • Snap N. McGarrett

    They were huffing spray paint in the hardware aisle and things got out of hand.

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  • http://facebook brakeweight

    Havent seen a gold rush like that since 49!!!

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  • noodengr

    Bob, you beat me to it. I am sure the one on the right is a “living statue”
    taking a well deserved break. Your observation about the one on the left is spot on.

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  • icy the humor

    The thing I love about this site is the wonderfully tacky and unique ways people dare to dress (I’m speaking about the woman in strained-to-the-breaking-point lame).

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  • Eric

    Gold! always believe in your soul you’ve got the power to know you’re indestructible always believing because you are gold hooo gold.

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  • WILLY WON’TY

    she has an umbrella for a left leg……… just sayin’

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  • ReDu

    Whoa! I mean….WHOA!

    Miss Goldbricks Butt thinks she’s got it going on? There is no end to the bad hair, bad clothes and patently stupid way some folks care to dress!

    It’s really NOT expensive to dress appropriately for one’s size, one’s income, one’s age.
    I shop at Target a lot of the time. ‘Cause you get cool designers like Isaac Mizrahi, Zac Posen and the Converse Co. that contract with that store.
    What I want to know is…where the HELL do these people get this shit they put on their backs?
    I mean, is there a “Hot Mess Off The Rack” store I don’t know about?

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  • Bobba-lou

    NOW I get it when they say “All that glitters isn’t gold…….”

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  • Kestra

    I like how the one on the left coordinated her belt with her hair … too bad you can’t see her belt!!

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