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09.17.

Happy As A Clam

So appropriate. But yeah, I’ll believe that like I’ll believe John Skelton is a legitimate NFL QB. Piss off.

Arizona

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Happy As A Clam, 6.1 out of 10 based on 348 ratings 31 Comments Arizona  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Profane Shirts  //  Walmart Fashion
  • energizer

    The world is his clam.

    That’s not bad, in fact I kinda like it. At least they have each other.

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  • bunniemagyk

    Funny that they are in the feminine needs aisle :)

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  • victhst

    Hey at least if they are perfecting the art of 69 they aren’t reproducing

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  • mz_ass

    Well I guess he won’t be mastering her clam this week since they are in the feminine product aisle

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  • Bob

    The sign above his head made me shudder.

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  • Anon

    It’s just perfect that this is in the “feminine needs” section.

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  • Red Rider

    Are they talking about the bearded clam?
    He’s the Clam Master… she’s the Lucky Clam?

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  • Janie1215

    People just don’t have ‘filters’ anymore! That’s why it’s called intimacy, it’s between two people, not all of Wallyworld!

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  • swasz

    im thinkin that he could almost pass for chuck liddell.lol. its cool that they are wearing jerseys that go together though

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  • Jen

    A lucky bearded clam.

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  • elbondeedo

    Keep clam and carry on

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  • Rincewind

    I too am a Clam Master: I can teach them to do backflips, front flips, stunts! All unknown to most common…. ah… clams. Yeah. That’s it I was going to say- clams.

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  • rufus

    Probably smells like the beach at low tide.

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  • Trizzy

    There’s a caveat here – a five day per month blockout period will apply as evidenced by our loving couple’s proximity to the feminine hygeine products section. That said, I wouldn’t mind if my own clam mastery was reciprocated somehow! Any advice, readers?

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  • verbatim

    Ya Trizzy, get the eff off here and go find a woman

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  • jag

    Just like us.

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  • Keefers

    If it smells like fish.. stay away!

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  • PPLWATCHER

    I guess he thinks he meets all feminine needs…

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  • Mumashik

    You folks’ error is applying normal standards to abnormal people. What makes you think the “five days of the month” slows down the “Clam Master”?

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  • Lisa

    Clam, Bam, Thank you Ma’am.

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