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08.09.

Honey Badger Don’t Care

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You know what? I’m actually less concerned about the creepy long fingernails and more concerned about those Honey Badger toenails! Holy crap! I’m just waiting for you to rip out my ribcage with those things!

Illinois

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Honey Badger Don't Care, 5.2 out of 10 based on 183 ratings 51 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Illinois  //  Random  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Reggie

    Here is a very basic question regarding those nails:

    How does she wipe her ass?
    Or, perhaps it would be more appropriate to ask…DOES she wipe her ass?

    And, on a related topic:

    Can you imagine how many germs are embedded on the underside of those nasty, impossible to wash, claws?
    Can you imagine eating any food that she prepared?

    :-(

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  • darren

    Unholy $H1T! im not sure if the snake like nails are more disgusting than the bear like toe nails.

    I guess “if youre gonna be a Wal-creature – be a Wal-monster “!

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  • Cybr

    I came across one of these once. She was the cashier at the supermarket. It was like being checked out by Freddy Kreuger.

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  • G Spot Finder

    I think any kind of personal hygiene doesn’t happen.

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  • mawbell in Texas

    All I can say is, “HOLY SHIT.”

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  • Joey BadaBing

    How does she use her Obama Phone and
    EBT cards ?

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  • Rincewind

    Or another question, Reggie:

    How in hell does she masturbate?

    You know she isn’t getting laid.

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  • have to ask

    how does she give head with those nails

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  • JC

    There are bidets for the ass, but I couldn’t live with all that dang bacteria under the nails. SO, SO GROSS!

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  • Janada

    Who the hell paints them for her? she must go through polish like crazy.

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  • Barker62

    @ Have to ask: Lots and lots of tongue action….. Ewwwwwwwwww!

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  • Alan

    It is indescribable how unsanitary and disgusting that is.

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  • Jodi

    Reggie You Nailed it ! :D

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  • gemm

    ewwwwwww thats so gross…i hope the circus was in town

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    How will this WalMartian wipe her A$$???????

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  • Senior

    Also agree with Reggie. Maybe someone can sneak up, give her a tranqualizer shot and do some serious cutting!

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  • D. Perry

    Absolutely NOTHING cool or pretty in any way! I think I may barf.

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  • bedbug

    frickin’ disgusting!

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  • Regan DuCasse

    Eeeeeuwwww!!! I keep my finger and toe nails VERY short and manicured PRECISELY for hygenic reasons. This grosses me out like public nudity.
    Some human beings refuse to act like it, and affect behavior and attributes that are more appropriate to animals. Claws like this are supposed to be on bears and sloths.
    Not house broken women.

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  • Janada

    I’m thinking she doesn’t wear snow boots in the winter… in ILLINOIS!!

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