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02.12.

How Are You Celebrating Abe Lincoln’s Birthday?

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Happy Birthday! Thanks for the penny, log cabins, log toys, the Town Car, a town in Nebraska, Matthew McConaughey as a lawyer, the Park (all of them), killing all those vampires, and freeing slaves. Anything else I forgot, my bad. Sick beard by the way.

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How Are You Celebrating Abe Lincoln's Birthday?, 8.7 out of 10 based on 172 ratings 14 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Tennessee  //  Walmart Fashion
  • mike reiley

    All hail the jiggaboo jesus

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  • Me Here

    Was Lincoln our first Gay President?

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  • Watertender

    After waking up from a 3 day drunk Lincoln exclaimed “I FREED WHAT”!!!!

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  • Six Pack Genius

    Look out Abe! He’s behind you!

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  • Fornaxx

    He also killed a bunch of zombies

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  • Ned Reid

    Looks like Mary Todd’s cookin’ is agreein’ with old Abe. Better go out and split a few rails, son, and work off that gut.

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  • Jeremy

    You forgot the 5-dollar bill

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  • lordofthegadflies

    Well, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

    Oh, and go frack yourselves, haters. Lincoln was the greatest 19th-century American president; a h#ll of a lot better than what we have now.

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  • JEFF_K

    In the caption above, you forgot to mention the tunnel in New York City he also gave us.

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  • Jen

    Four score and seven years ago, Wal-mart brought forth on this continent a new nation….

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  • mike reiley’s daddy

    I’ll be banging yo mama.

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  • LaLD

    Hey Blinkin’!

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  • Me Here

    Hands down, Jen make the best comment.

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  • Ali

    Well he has made it possible for all Americans, no matter race, class, color, to receive the absolute BEST prices on a mattress/box springs set possible!! *sniiff* Makes me proud to need a mattress!!

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