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01.11.

I Can’t Resist

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You see at first I was all like “Man I gotta grab me some of that old wrinkly cowboy junk!” But then I saw the do not touch sign so I stopped myself. Because if I’m out randomly grabbing on some junk I at least like to be polite and courteous about it.

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  • Rusty Shackleford

    Maybe he’s going to the airport after he leaves Walmart.

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  • Northerngirl

    Yeah, I’d like to grab me some of that wrinkly old skin bag, too …. about as much as I’d like to get dragged naked through a field of broken glass by a wild horse.

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  • Tracey

    Not a problem…

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  • verbatim

    Hmmmmm……would like to meet the person who set this off by touching it…..ah, no I wouldn’t….

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  • Cybr

    I wouldn’t touch your junk with a 10-foot cattle prod, buddy.

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  • physco

    You know you wanna!

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  • vomit knife

    Probably has 100% compliance too.

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  • girlwatcher

    Man, NORTHERN GIRL, you sure have some interesting experiences. Next time you’re in Michigan stop by for a coffee (or tea and crumpets). You’re not Hyacinth Bucket are you?

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  • Jen

    After a bad experience in the Wal-mart men’s bathroom, he ain’t gonna let that happen again.

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  • Angela

    I would rather be burned alive!

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  • bubba

    Wonder what the tape is covering.

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  • BoSox9

    The reflectors make the jacket.

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  • Ed Readon’s Week

    GIRLWATCHER

    You are disqualified from this forum due to the amount of PBS shows you are watching. Getting smart from watching TV…Silly.

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  • Northerngirl

    @ Girlwatcher:

    LOL. No, not many interesting experiences in life – this is why I live in a fantasy world in my head (no property taxes to pay there, either!)

    No, I’m not a Hyacinth Bucket person with tea and crumpets. My family originally hailed from Finland (land of vodka and coffee) but the smarter ones came to Canada (land of beer, hockey and maple syrup) .

    If I am ever heading your way, I’ll look you up!

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  • Richie

    I wasn’t going to. But now Im curious…

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  • Liz

    This guy is my neighbor. It’s not a big surprise he ended up here. :/

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  • William

    I think it’s more along the lines of the old guy is a trash picker/junk collector hence the reflectors on his shirt.

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