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I Just Sharted

I feel your pain brother. We’ve all been there, maybe not out in Walmart for the world to see, but we’ve been in your shoes. That feeling leaves you a bid…..skiddish? Boo-ya! Hit em with that left hook they don’t see coming.

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I Just Sharted, 7.5 out of 10 based on 362 ratings 33 Comments Accidents?  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Texas  //  Walmart Fashion
  • D.B.

    Reverse Wal-creature racing stripe…..

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  • Joey BadaBing

    Going to WALMART always makes me shit my pants
    :-)

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  • oral fallwell

    Amazing….isn’t that obama….ya know he’s a real pants load

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  • Watertender

    Nice bacon strip! That’s a real juicy slice too… Bet the sight from the inside of the pants is charming as well. The only thing that would make this better is some corn speckling the strip.

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  • wally werld

    Never, EVER trust a fart!

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  • Slop Jar Magoo

    Guess the door greeter frightened him……..

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  • StrawberryCrushJenn

    Apparently this guy needs to take a page out of Jay’s book and do like Jay said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: ‘Oh these?’ (holds up cig. wraps) ‘What? I have a wiping problem. I stick these…. and bam! No…. in my undies!’

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  • Cybr

    Trouser chilli!

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  • signguy

    Sure sets up the mood for an Obama win…

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  • Northerngirl

    (shaking head) Shit for brains and no stick to stir it with.

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  • TH

    Dude, you take off the vest and tuck it around your waist while you run out the door. You don’t ignore it and go check out. Ugh!

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  • Helen Hevener

    Proof to never ever eat at Taco Bell before going to Walmart- when the stomach pains come- the “sharts” aint far behind!!! LOL

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  • WhaWhat

    Here at Walmart broken hearted
    Oops I pooped but thought I farted
    I only wanted to sit and think
    But I just stand here in shit and stink.

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  • Scott R

    The Indy 500 of skid marks. Or is it the Undy 500?

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  • Worf

    William Shartner?

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  • bumbles

    there’s always some dummy that has to make everything political. *rolls eyes*

    anyway…..

    by the color of those pants, i’m wondering if that’s a walmart employee!!! O_O

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  • Sacrastic Stan

    Damn, I knew I shouldn’t had a third helping of that chili-cheese-corn-cabbage-egg breakfast casserole.

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  • ynot

    Electric fart. You know, the ones that pack a little juice

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  • jane

    Here he stands all real dim-witted, tried to fart and totally shitted…

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  • TontoPollo

    Sorry guys but the ass hole isn’t that high… must be a different reason then shit! :P

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