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09.04.

It’s A Toss Up

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The real question is why aren’t people in public just quickly tossing objects at her so her natural reaction reflex to catch or block them will shatter those nails? I honestly could not help my self to give her a think fast toss of like a big jar of pickles or something. Worst case scenario a jar of pickles shatters at her feet. It’s a win win. Get on that people.

Nevada

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It's A Toss Up, 4.9 out of 10 based on 107 ratings 24 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Nevada  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Bill Douglas

    She has wonderful long nails! This is Chris Walton, she has now the longest fingernails in the world according to Guinness

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  • darren

    HMMM The real question may be which is more revolting ???

    1)That tangeled rats nest of bleach colored tampon strings of “hair”
    or 2) Those bacteria ridden loops of nasty nails

    But at least its smart enough to hide its face in shame

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  • Joey BadaBing

    more like Toss my cookies :-(

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  • ms codpiece

    there is nothing cool or stylish about growing out your nails like that. They look aweful! do yourself a favor and properly groom them. you cut your hair…well nails are hair…so cut them too!

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  • Jen

    Dating is too hard, so she’s gonna lasso herself a man.

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  • Tonydadon

    1. I’d head to the garden center.
    2. I’d grab the pruning shears
    3. I’d tackle her and trim those CLAWS
    4. I’d go to jail, but it’d be worth it.
    GROSS!!!

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  • daMouse

    my worry is how does she take care of her hygiene???

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  • Carl La Fong

    Hey Ya’ll!!! Look at me!!!! Everyone, look over here!!! Look at my nails!!! Look at my wig!!!! Look at me!!!! Look at my tattoo!!!!Don’t you wish you were me???? Check it out, I’m so cool!!!! Don’t stop looking!!!!! You, over there, you’re not looking at me!!!!
    Knowhamsayin???

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  • LdyMcbeth

    Must be sad to have nothing in your life except nails….she clearly doesn’t do anything including brush her teeth with those things.

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  • hc

    You KNOW she doesn’t wipe!

    Or wash.

    Or do a single productive thing with her life!

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  • ronthewolfman

    What see needs is a INTERVENTION WITH HEDGE CLIPPERS. I swear people and their obsessions WTF, it’s got to be to much money or to much idle time to contemplate these kinds of wasteful shit record holders. Can anyone name one good thing that this accomplishes or promotes ????

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  • Lady Anne

    When I saw the picture, I honestly thought she was carrying a roll of string or rope.

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  • Senior

    That’s way past gross and should be against the law.

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  • MC

    IT MUST BE PAINFUL TO HAVE THOSE LONG FINGERNAILS, THERE’S A LOT IF WEIGHT TO THEM, CRAZY PERSON, NEEDS MENTAL HELP.

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  • Siacca

    There’s no way she can work with those things so she’s probably drawing welfare. That’s absolutely ridiculous. Anyone who deliberately makes themselves unable to work should be denied all forms of government help.

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  • Lily

    There’s just no reason to have nails that long. How does a person clean their house, their ass, their hair, care for her children, or their hygiene needs? I don’t even know how she gets her EBT card out of her billfold to scan it for her groceries.

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  • Joey BadaBing

    ” You KNOW she doesn’t wipe!
    Or wash.
    Or do a single productive thing with her life! ”

    Nonsense… I’ll bet she talks on her Obama phone
    and uses her EBT card

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  • Tacitala

    Why are people assuming she’s on welfare? She could have other means of income- like a husband who will _never_ ask for a handjob.

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  • Chinamart

    Attention whore.

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  • toeachhisown

    You know, I always agreed with the other commenters about these people with the gross nails, as far as not being able to do anything for themselves. But after googling Chris Walton, and reading her story, I’d have to say that everybody is different, and although I still think the nails are gross, she deserves to be judged on her own merits.

    That’s my 2 cents

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