Wow! Apparently the word subtle is not in your vocabulary with those painted CD cases you got hanging from your face. (Kids, CDs were what we used to listen to music before iPods. They came in large square cases. Ask Siri about it.) Anyway, I want to share with you a motto my brother shared with me that has held true thus far: “The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.” I know these are technically squares, but just keep that in the back of your mind and you’ll notice it’s true.