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It’s Hip To Be Square

Wow! Apparently the word subtle is not in your vocabulary with those painted CD cases you got hanging from your face. (Kids, CDs were what we used to listen to music before iPods. They came in large square cases. Ask Siri about it.) Anyway, I want to share with you a motto my brother shared with me that has held true thus far: “The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.” I know these are technically squares, but just keep that in the back of your mind and you’ll notice it’s true.

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It's Hip To Be Square, 6.0 out of 10 based on 175 ratings 17 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Funny  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Noodengr

    why would anyone wear something so uncomfortable? scratching your neck and chest all the time? For a costume maybe… but everyday wear? no way.

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  • girlwatcher

    Touch the square see the bare.

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  • mike reiley

    What would you expect from a no job have mother of six

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  • dm417

    Somtimes its good to be in the red & the black..at the same time

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  • The Last Universalist

    Actually, she looks quite nice. Not only is she curvy and dark-skinned [two points in her favor], she’s dressed quite modestly for a Walmartian. She looks like a regular person, except for the unusual ear wear.

    I would actually consider keeping that as a GF, not just giving it a bang and dropping it back in the trash.

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  • verne

    boobies too big to not wear a bra..

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  • RD

    She doesn’t seem that old. She’s like a party girl from the neck up, and a grandmother from the neck down.
    I don’t like to make fun of a person’s size.
    But…
    Is it just me, but shouldn’t that figure be on someone closer to eighty years old?

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  • PPLWATCHER

    She’s wearing earrings? :P

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  • Miss Dee

    That doll hair she has glued onto her head is not cute.

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  • JustBecky

    And the fake hair is a nice touch.

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  • RD

    A good point, Miss Dee.
    Tacky hair. Oh so…tacky.

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  • Titmouse

    Nice knockers.

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  • Lily

    I think it’s sad when a woman’s boobs are bigger than her head.

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  • whyme

    I’m more bothered by her not wearing a bra than by her earrings. And if she has one, she needs one that fits!

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  • WalMart = Made In China

    Finally….a practical use for those who still use 3 1/2″ floppy disks!

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  • JAMALSHUNEEKWADADDY

    I see this same lard assed “AFRICAN QUEEN” at every Walmart I go to, you know, because of “DIVERSITY”.

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  • Mosure

    I’d go with Floppy disks, kids this is what we used before the invention of CD’s and DVD’s

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