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Lighting It Up

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Shopping takes a lot out of you and Walmart can be a stressful experience. Some people just can’t wait that extra minute or two to get outside to light up and relax.

Alabama

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Lighting It Up, 5.3 out of 10 based on 59 ratings 22 Comments Alabama  //  Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Random
  • Poopinator

    My mom says when I smoke cigars it looks like I’m smokin a turd. This reminds me of that.

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    • Arnie Santos

      Dyslexia is a horrible thing.You misunderstood what she said. She said “You look like a turd smoking a cigar

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      • Morticia Marina

        Verbal dyslexia?…. Please join Poopinator for lunch at Lake Michigan.

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        • Arnie Santos

          That would be audible since he was hearing and not speaking

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          • Morticia Marina

            OH THE TECHNICALITIES OF A CONDITION THAT DOESN’T EXIST!! goddammit!! I failed so bad! I’M GOING TO GO CUT MYSELF THEN A HOMELESS AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT! #FML

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  • Paula

    Nunca he visto una página web tan racista, clasista y de tan mal gusto. This website is racist.

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    • Arnie Santos

      Well thanks for sharing, but please feel free to keep on visiting your local Walmart. We need more pictures.

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    • CaptainCrankyDeux

      Entonces follar su culo a algún lugar más si no te gusta el sitio.

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    • meltemi

      You’ve never seen msnbc??

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    • Gammaof2

      Well, there’s no one forcing you to come on here, is there? You obviously decided to come to this site looking for something…

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  • zendaddy621

    I wondered what kind of trash thinks they can smoke inside Walmart; then I saw that this is from Alabama which explains everything…

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  • Shartiblartfat

    That butt is hand-rolled, as well.

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  • Morticia Marina

    Poopinator is so annoying. He reminds me how secretly closested I am. He reminds me of that one time in lake Michigan when I was 13 and my dad caught me kissing my friend in the bathroom. Boy was he mad. Stupid poopinator, he makes me feel like a pedo when I remember that one time during lonely nights. He also ruined McDonald’s for me. I bet poopinator wants a double quarter pounder. I’ll give him some beef to pound with his mom. Retarded 13 year old…. This reminded me of that because I’m original.

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    • Poopinator

      My friend at McDonald’s said they’re bi. Morticia Marina reminds me of that.

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      • Morticia Marina

        I guess. So anyways, my boyfriend wants to know if your name is “Keith”- you remind him of someone who named his leader ” Chief Mother Fucker of the Poop Stains” in the game Civilization….

        And I wasn’t mocking you asshat. I would hate to think you’re as dense as the asshats who don’t find you amusing and think they are witty lately by making “this reminded of that” comments.

        Mom at McDonald’s.

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        • Morticia Marina

          I never made out with any boys in the beach house bathroom. I’m sure Captain Cranky Pants did… His cousin told me.

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        • Poopinator

          Mom said when people try to make me mad to smile. This reminds me of that.

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  • Sejanus

    That is the face of zero fucks given…..or the offspring of bro and sis.

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  • Jen

    Looks like the Marlboro Man just said “F*ck it” later in life.

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  • Popanator

    He says I have some money for those potato chips!

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  • admiralbrown

    I wouldn’t say anything, he probably has a concealed carry permit. Don’t infringe on his rights. However wrong they may be.

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  • Lola Guin

    That doesn’t look lit. Also, who cares? Only a decade or so ago, people smoked everywhere. Big deal. He’s just holding an unlit cigarette in his mouth. This is a pretty boring POWM. Next…

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