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02.18.

Little Firecrackers

It was the Wal-Mart in Kenosha, WI. We were done shopping. I had my 3 year old daughter. She always tries to go to those claw machines but I never have cash/change. She’s stubborn and just stands there staring at the toys inside so I just picked her up and was headed toward the exit when a group of about 4 frat looking douchey guys in their early 20’s/late teens entered. One threw one of those little “firecrackers” that’s just basically a tiny bag of gunpowder behind us – startling us. I felt they wanted to make the fat mom drop her baby so they could snap a photo and send it here. This is my Walmart story. You’re welcome.

And I must add on the way in there was a shopping cart with about 4 “empties” of Miller Lite cans. Classy!

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  • girlwatcher

    So that’s what passes for excitement in Kenosha? WOW! a lady finger firecracker and four empty beer cans. I’m stunned and shocked. I can hardly reply to this.

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  • Jen

    It’s Miller Time.

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  • Reggie

    Kenosha has become much less exciting since they shut down the American Motors assembly plant…

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  • Bob

    Just remember; You’re the one shopping there ;D.

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