The Longest Trip To Walmart Ever
1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for 13 hours?!?!?! Employee shifts don’t even last that long! What takes 13hrs?!?!