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Lookin’ Horny

What is going on (or how little is going on) in your life that you hit a point where you decide to grow your fingernails this long? Who wants fingernails that curl like ram horns? Fricking weird as hell and literally serves zero purpose.

New Jersey

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Lookin' Horny, 6.7 out of 10 based on 176 ratings 24 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  New Jersey  //  Walmart Fashion
  • Watertender

    Two obvious questions here… What kind of job can this person have? HOW do they wipe their ass???

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  • bean

    Two words: “Attention Whore”. Or maybe “Cat Lady”.

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  • why?

    It’s curious, although this hand is incapable of performing any useful work for its owner, it most certainly can clutch an EBT card with ease.

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  • Moxley

    I once met an (African American) hair stylist in Columbus, OH that had nails like this… and a die job that would make Dennis Rodman blanch. I never witnessed her “work” first hand, but I can only imagine how horrible she was at her job.

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  • Tues82

    Those are finger nails????? Jesus, I thought they were straps or something. I was wondering what the hell holding straps has to do with wipping your ass or vag. God I wish I never clicked on this link, I was trying to eat lunch here. Ugh! Is that a man’s hand or a womans? How do they masturbate with those things? So many questions that need answering.

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  • ryan

    By saying “literally serves zero purpose” you’re omitting the fact that this serves to keep their virginity intact.

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  • liz

    How does she wipe her ass??????????

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  • meohmy

    so gross

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  • Sarcastic Stan

    The age old question about wiping one’s ass. ..

    It’s rather easy. You hang a beach towel between 2 trees or posts, (the way you would hang a hammock), straddle it and walk forward and back.

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  • Lynnard

    This is one of those things where just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD! How the heck do you live your life.? Why limit yourself like this? I’ll never get it…

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  • Snap N. McGarrett

    She can give you a hand job and a vasectomy at the same time.

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  • bob

    how the hell does she masturbate with those nails in the way?

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  • Jerry

    She might ask someone in the Walmart restroom to wipe her.

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  • jewelryjunkie

    sarcastic sam’s comment was hilarious. Thanks for the GOOD laugh!!

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  • paw

    i thought they were holding a snake

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  • z

    gross. This would be a pathologists nightmare and a walking health department violation

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  • Ouch

    like a chimp, she can’t grasp much with an opposable thumb since her damn nails get in the way.

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  • theonlywright1

    EWWWW….she’s the kind of person who would double dip in the dip or dip her fingers directly into the pot for a taste!!

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  • kathy

    That is one woman who is probably NEVER asked to bring ANYTHING to a potluck!

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  • CP Towne

    How does he/she wipe their butt?

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