While I was out and about the other night I had to stop at Wally World to get some cat food. On my way to the pet department, I decided to swing down by the magazine rack to see if they had anything good. I was standing there thumbing through the magazines when someone came walking up next to and started complaining that Walmart “don’t carry any of those good picture books” anymore. As I looked over, I noticed it was a large crew cut wearing bull dyke in men’s black denim jeans and a men’s long sleeve white button up shirt with a wife beater under it. Now heres the kicker, she had a full beard poorly drawn on her face with permanent magic marker!