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Mid-Afternoon Beej

Sometimes I think we throw the word “slut” around too loosely. Because now I’m in a position like this where I’m literally at a loss for proper words.

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Mid-Afternoon Beej, 6.6 out of 10 based on 90 ratings

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  1. mike says:

    “…we throw the word “slut” around too loosely. Because now I’m in a position like this where I’m literally at a loss for proper words….”
    How about fucking shit for brains slut? Will that do temporarily?

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    • Deeke says:

      Don’t hate because its not you on your knees.

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  2. ebitda-jones says:

    She is just repairing his fractured penis…..

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  3. Adam Guevara says:

    You know…there should be a line of guys for this kind of walmart service…. 😉

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    • Cindysissy says:

      Hiring for her job should be open to anyone the average Walmart male customer judges is pretty & feminine AND a fucking amazing cocksucker!
      Every Mistress’s first time training is the same. I was a sissy? Yes. I was her sissy? Yes. Sissies must obey orders? Yes, unless she’d be injured, arrested or offensive. Flogging, piercing, CBT, temporary tattoos didn’t need discussing, permanent hidden tattoos would be discussed, visible (not covered by her skimpy panties) marks needed permission – saying no meant she was going to be very harshly and painfully punished. Causing offence is tricky but a lot of fun. Convinced that the erotically slutty French Maid doing laundry & housework was a daughter or cousin, was wonderful, with my uniforms going from sensuous to scandalous to our special slutty secret if we’re home alone. I washed cars, windows and watered plants in polished latex & I mowed, trimmed, potted & planted in a miniscule pink padlocked PVC schoolgirl’s uniform daddy’s fairy princess wants to wear for meeting all his friends. I put him in a bath, unpacked and washed his clothes, overalls & polished his boots, washed his hair, exfoliated, shaved, moisturised & soothed his face & eyes. I gave him a mani-pedi, groomed unsightly hairs from ears, brows, nose & back, told him Id discovered his porn while unpacking. I found it incredibly hot! I had most of the outfits the girls wore in my wardrobe already. Mistress – his eldest daughter – & I had already done plenty for ourselves. In our relationship I was obviously the girl in bed. We were beautifully happy with the arrangement. Mistress found me too small in the panties to satisfy (mummy agreed- daddy’s cock was crazy huge) but our little sisters liked it and so did many female family and friends- because they hated big dick and no skills. I gave mindblowing head, my kisses could make her cum. She’d let me know if there is a person who wanted her pussy eaten by me, and that she wanted me to show off my skills. The first was baby – our traffic stopping littlest sister. I didn’t believe it, then I didn’t want to cheat on Mistress. In hindsight, Mistress wanted to fuck baby’s boyfriend’s gigantic cock. Mistress & I were having the sweetest, most loving, romantic girl’s date night. The two of us had the house to ourselves until 11pm. We’d buy each other flowers and gifts, do sickly sweet lovey-dovey things for each other. We’d always get beautifully dressed, cook together, dance with each other. We wore exotic leather dresses, ballgowns, wedding dresses etc. We’d always try to go out for a walk or a drive or dinner & a movie. A pub quiz night out with my girlfriend, both dressed in black leather sheath dresses, professional hair nails &makeup, beautiful spike heeled boots, chokers for ‘Mistress’ and ‘Sissy-maid’. If anyone tries to humiliate me or us, shred them. Neither of us is ashamed one bit. Mummy made our dresses, daddy bought my lingerie She and daddy threw a party celebrating them adopting me as their 4th daughter. They’d surprised me completely even though I’d worn all male clothes for the first time in months. There was a big crowd hugging, kissing and congratulating me. Daddy gave me an emotional hug,He was very happy I’d officially become the beautiful, loving, sweetheart daughter I’d been since I’d moved in. It was nice to finally have a sensible daughter. He gave me a dozen pink roses ‘all my love, daddy’ Id begged for bigger strap-ons. The effect of using a 13*8inch and that I’d loved it meant no going back, and no hiding it in drawers because it didn’t fit. Our sisters both joined us in bed on weekends, they knew I was getting reamed with a strap-on morning & night plus plugged. They barged in to find us both purring in contentment, cuddling, loved up, neither wore negligees and we always slept in matching outfits. Mistress had long latex gloves,latex corset, thighboots, choker saying ‘Mistress cums. Sissy cries’, I wore latex lingerie & skater skirt, gorgeous locked stilettos, collar & leash saying ‘ but I was a schoolgirl especially for him tonight because mummy knew he’d love having the sweetest, gentlest, most beautifully feminised, humiliatingly & blissfully sexy absolutely disgraceful failure as a real man, but happily slutty skintight pink plastic sissy schoolgirl pampering him at home. I adored life when mummy and daddy also knew that I was destined to change into the most beautiful, feminine & proudly effeminate chastised sissy cuckold simply to make sure everyone knows that I was her bitch because I wanted to be. her soulmate cuckold, her husband in name only – to the whole world Im her lovely devoted sissywife. I was a sissy gurl

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      • Joe Schitte says:

        Take it in the ass, much?

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      • Scorched Earth says:

        Congratulations! You have won the grand prize for having the longest comment ever posted on the People of Walmart website. Don’t go spending your $1.98 grand prize winnings in one place now.

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  4. Adam Guevara says:

    When she’s done she’s going to need a piece of gum or a tic-tac to cover that smell cuming from her mouth…lol

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    • Scorched Earth says:

      That won’t work; she’s going to need a bucket of Listerine to help with that.

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  5. Joe Schitte says:

    She must think it’s McDonald’s where you can have it your way!

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    • Bkee says:

      That was Burger King …

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      • joe schitte says:

        Dont have a sense of irony do you?

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  6. joe schitte says:

    Clean up in aisle 70…

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  7. BuBBa says:

    Guess you need to get the wristband in advance.

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  8. jj says:

    Trailer trash in aisle 70. Just another loser.

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  9. justJudy says:

    Yum – but sadly probably circumcised. If it wasn’t I’d knock the bitch out of the way to get at it.

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  10. Pat says:

    A blow job with a condom? I mean really? That’s kind of defeating the purpose in a way, like sucking on a rubber lolly pop.

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    • DUH says:

      It’a an eggplant emoji, not a condom

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      • cybrsk8r says:

        I just thought his dick was purple. Wouldn’t be the strangest thing I’ve seen at a WalMart.

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  11. Duh says:

    It’s an eggplant emoji

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  12. sbut01 says:

    All I’m wondering is who got the honors of taking the pic?

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  13. M says:

    She is. They’re in front of a mirror.

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  14. Canuckguy NB says:

    That’s a pretty impressive dick I must say.

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    • Joe Scheiss says:

      No telling how big it really is. They covered it with an eggplant emoji numb nuts.

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      • Canuckguy NB says:

        Well it must be impressively long if her mouth is at the end of it.

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  15. Joe Schitte says:

    How can you tell ? It’s behind the Photoshop bubble.

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  16. Scorched Earth says:

    When she wants it, she’s absolutely gotta have it.

    Scorched Earth

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