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Mother Of The Year Candidate

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God I hope you’re just pleasantly plump and not pregnant….Man, I feel like I’ve said that too many times in 2013. Amirightoramiright?

Missouri

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Mother Of The Year Candidate, 5.0 out of 10 based on 260 ratings 28 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Missouri  //  Parenting  //  Walmart Fashion
  • mike reiley

    Damm white people

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  • girlwatcher

    In a smokers voice on the cell phone to the liquor store: “Can you send a case of Mad Dog 20/20 to my apartment right away?”

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  • nano

    2 things:

    1. Is that a tat on her belly or hair?
    2. Is that bottle her booze or her pee bottle?

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  • greg

    She is gassy, look out its gonna blow

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  • Watertender

    My faith in mankind is refreshed with this wonderful display of maternal bliss. I have a feeling she has dropped more than one & they are on the system…. Unreal………..

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  • LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    And so lovely…

    (sarcasm)

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  • Luna

    D’ya think she just peed into the bottle to her left? A baby that size puts a lot of pressure on the bladder.

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  • missy

    How old is this broad?

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  • G Spot Finder

    Remember to spay and neuter. Wouldn’t hurt here.

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  • Douche Nozzle

    It’d be funny if she wasn’t pregnant. ;) :) :D :P

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  • MasterBaiter

    That’s probably vodka in her bottle there on the curb.

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  • MasterBaiter

    But in her defense she may not know she is pregnant. Her belly may look like that every time she has a cirrosis flare up.

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  • tonydadon

    How drunk would you have to have been to climb on that in the first place!!???

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  • AS

    Nice haircut. Wasn’t she one of the guys in Dumb and Dumber?

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  • Count Flatula

    The fact that she is pregnant in the first place shows how low some men can stoop. She is ugly on so many levels and doesn’t have much hope of reversing the trend.

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  • Nancy

    It’s 10:00 am, do you know where that surrogate mother you hired is?

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  • signguy

    I’ll be sleeping tonight with the lights on and the blanket pulled up over my head.

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  • Bill Douglas

    Usual smokers are disgusting! But a pregnant smoker is a stupid woman. And smokers stink!!! Even sewers smell better than a smoker!

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  • Arn

    She”s not pregnant, she’s american.

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  • Coco

    Just proves that some dudes will hit anything!!!

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