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06.16.

In The News: Man Arrested For Masturbating

Beat Tulsa police arrested a 26-year-old Tulsan Saturday afternoon after witnesses said he was masturbating in the middle of Walmart.

The incident occurred at the 2019 East 81st Street Walmart location at approximately 12:45 p.m. Saturday. Officers located the suspect’s vehicle after he had left the store and pulled him over. Security footage at Walmart revealed the suspect, Derek Bennett, engaging in masturbation in the store.

Bennett was booked on two counts of indecent exposure. After being arrested, he reportedly told police that he was sober, he went to high school, and that he knew his rights. Bennett is being held on $10,000 bond.

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  • RHSEA

    Sooooo
    He found something in a Wall-Mart that gave him a woodie ?

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  • http://www.peopleofwalmart.com CanuckLulu

    Obviously all those hotties that are posted here! Bah ha ha ha ha
    And at 26 he is still in high school; probably where he learned about his rights – in Grade 10 Law 101.

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    • Cybrsk8r

      No, it said he went to high school. Apparently, he thinks that’s a big accomplishment, but then he also thinks spooging the ladieswear at Wal-Mart is an accomplishment.

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  • Carl LaFong

    Meanwhile, police describe him as a hardened criminal

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    • Chop Doc

      At first he was a hardened criminal but in the end he was just a softy!

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  • admiralbrown

    I could say this is in the heart of the bible belt, but really there are creeps with strange points of view everywhere.

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  • Popanator

    My friend Jason has a beard. Mom says I should shave because I look better.

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    • http://www.peopleofwalmart.com CanuckLulu

      Yes, Elizabeth, I agree with your mom!

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  • Valerie

    He was “hard” up to get on people of Walmart… Some people will go to huge lengths for recognition…

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  • Elvis Costanza

    Weird….he looks pretty pleased with himself.

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    • will_in_the_UK

      Well he did rub one out.

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  • Derek Johnston

    I believe I would have had to kick this guys ass In walmart had I witnessed this one. Kick him right upside his head.Even if he pressed charges screw that guy I hope he gets it in jail if you know what I mean!!

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    • Ted C

      No, what do you mean?

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  • Gary Ceil Jr.

    How come there’s no video? Haha

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  • zendaddy621

    He must have a fatty fetish…

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  • Jim James Walsh

    Well walmart has gone up in its entertainment value but not that way no its not supposed to be that way

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  • tonydadon

    Apparently ? Cheap imported Chinese crap at low low prices gives some people more than one kind of satisfaction………

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  • Penny P.

    There’s not only some seriously weird ass ppl AT Walmart, but there’s just as many nut cases leaving comments here. Wth is wrong with ppl?! It’s like the name WALMART hypnotizes ppl into being messed up stupid! Crazy effers in this world man!!

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    • http://www.peopleofwalmart.com CanuckLulu

      Isn’t that the whole object of this website, Penny?

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  • Sejanus

    Beats off in Walmart…and shops at the sex toy shop no doubt.
    Poor confused bugger.

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  • Chris Jeffries

    How come whenever someone “knows their rights” it’s after they have shown they don’t know right from wrong?

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  • Alexander Pataki

    This happened in Tulsa Ok, and the thing is, couple of months before, another guy was arrested for the same thing at the same Wal-Mart- I don’t know what it is about that place that people feel compelled to work the wiggler there.

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  • https://www.facebook.com/monica.cassidy.3 monica

    At least he didn’t do it in the elevator, that’s wrong on every level. boom boom tish! OK I’ll get my coat!

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