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04.13.

No Pants Dance

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At what point does a person just say “F*ck it, I don’t need to put on shoes or pants”? Most people in the world would put pants on to walk into another room of the house, or if not that, then they would put some on if they are going to the street to get their mail. You made it to Walmart.

Georgia

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No Pants Dance, 8.5 out of 10 based on 31 ratings 40 Comments Featured Creature  //  Georgia  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
  • Kristen

    wwwtf

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  • Lilly

    WTF is THAT!??

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  • Austin

    Ed Hardy approved.

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  • Frank Miller

    Did she lose a bet and have to walk around pantsless in Wal-Mart?

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  • moonb

    ITs CLEARLY photoshopped.. the whole picture is out of focus except for the undies and legs… so I am guessing she had shorts on.. and someone thought they were being clever but putting undies on her *rollseyes*

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  • Bobby Morrison

    Are you serious…….; )

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  • Me

    Moonb, you clearly know nothing about cameras. You can see her ass, as well as the dude’s leg pant leg, are in focus while the rest is out of focus. This is because the person taking the photo chose her ass as the focal point of the photo (b/c thats the reason he / she was taking the photo in the first place).

    If the f-stop value for the camera is low, then the focal range is low and everything outside said range is out of focus, creating a blur known as bokeh.

    Lrn2photography.

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  • Me

    Moonb, you clearly know nothing about cameras. You can see her ass, as well as the dude’s leg pant leg, are in focus while the rest is out of focus. This is because the person taking the photo chose her ass as the focal point of the photo (b/c thats the reason he / she was taking the photo in the first place).

    If the f-stop value for the camera is low, then the focal range is low and everything outside said range is out of focus, creating a blur known as bokeh.

    lrn2photography

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  • T.Smitley

    Why would you ever let your friend out of the house dressed like that?

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  • A.Photographer.

    Moonb

    To add to ‘Me’s comment. There is also such a thing in the ‘photography world’ known as panning..when you focus on a single moving object and pan your camera along with it, everything else gets a motion blur and the thing you wanted to be in focus stays sharp..

    Also there’s no way in hell anyone that good with photoshop would waste their time creating cellulite. lmao

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  • Soccer Guy

    I think she just had a miniskirt on that slowly rode up until… this. I assume the black band at the top of her ass is the bottom of the skirt.

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  • J. Stewart

    I TOLD the Walmart greeter I wanted BLACK slenderizing panties!!

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  • Anna

    Why?? Why does this happen? Starving children in Africa are dressed better than people in this country!

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  • Jordan

    “and she said look Ma no pants, and no darlin i dont dont dance. Im with Bubba im at Wal-Mart and i think i deserve a chance!” (No Hands by Waka)

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  • thats just nasty

    cellulite is attractive… blechhh.

    as cleveland would say ‘now thats just nasty’

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  • Walmart Cashier

    I’ve actually seen this before at my store. Some of them wearing only their bra as well. All of them female, and all of them overweight too.

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  • cathie

    i bet she thinks shes dreaming

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  • OO

    Am I the only one that thinks it could be a bathing suit? Must you use the F word to express yourself? Geeze!

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  • appel

    no pants, no shoes, no boyfriend

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  • mel

    she was in ks too, so which is she. . . i say we leave her in GA cuz our door greeters in KS are like Gestapo for real, she’d never make it through. What happened is she stole a pair of pants, got caught and didn’t want to admit where her ones she wore in were thinking it would help her court case if she could say “I didn’t even have any other pants.” America’s Dumbest Criminals

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