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Awww man, I was just about to jump in that beat up old Chevy and have sex with you too! Dammit.

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  1. Franklin Cord says:

    Putting something like that on the side of your truck basically says: “I’m still in the closet so if you ask me in public I’ll make all kinds of nasty comments about homosexuals and claim their life-style is disgusting and sinful, but I’ll be more than happy to suck your dick at the highway rest stop bathroom on any Saturday afternoon!”

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    • lol says:

      Nothing triggers these self-loathing deeply closeted rednecks than pointing to studying showing that homophobes are gay.

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      • lol says:

        derp, studies, not studying. Looking at redneck pictures lowers my spelling ability

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    • UpUrs says:

      Thank you for assisting me in completing my daily “Dumb fucking things to read” quota.
      I believe what you’re engaged in is called projection.

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  2. lol says:

    Unless the ‘girl’ is over 300 pounds and/or their mom or sister, usually all three, rednecks are not interested.

    It is fitting since rednecks could never get a real woman, just ignorant meth-addicted fat-asses.

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  3. stevie says:

    Don’t forget rednecks have no qualms about being plugged by their dad.

    Fun fact: Alabama has billboards to remind its pathetic residents to not fuck family members.

    That is so pathetic, it is fucking hilarious!!

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    • BareBackBarack says:

      Men having sex with men? Wouldn’t that make them democrats?
      The southern redneck democrats have been known to own slaves. They even fought a war to keep them. They had jim crow laws for a while, too.

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      • lol says:

        Yup, because the south is well-known for being heavily democratic.

        numbnuts

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  4. Harry Wiggs says:

    Proud flag of the intel brotherhood!!

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    • Harry Wiggs says:

      Make that, “incel.”

      Whomever invented autocorrect should burp in hall.

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  5. Cybrsk8r says:

    I guess that means he doesn’t have any sisters. And Mom died when the still blew up.

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  6. Jake Featherston says:

    He is correct that male homosexuality is an unfortunate phenomenon. I wish it didn’t exist at all.

    Yet somehow, I am able to get through life without incorporating a picto-gram to that effect onto the side of my car.

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