Not So Smooth Criminal
My Brother called me the other day to inform me that he punched a guy in the nose in the parking lot of his local Walmart. Of course I asked how this happened and he relayed to me that he and his wife were walking to his car after buying groceries and noticed a man with his arm in the back window. Incidentally, the back window is made of plexiglass due to a previous break-in. My brother asked him “What’s Up?” and the dude told him to “Go Away”. So my brother, without another word, stepped up to the dude and hit him square in the face. The would-be thief staggered back and then ran away with blood running down his face. I asked him if he called the cops and he said no. But then he told me that the guy was really stupid because if he had tried the door handle he would have found the car unlocked…..Seriously?!?!?!