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Open Position

Wanted: Lonely female looking to be overworked and under-appreciated both in the household and bedroom. Apply within.

Virginia

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  • MOTLEY CRUE

    Well….I wonder what would happen if the girl next door applied within?

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  • Abby

    hahahahaha!!! That took me a sec……………

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  • Merry

    This might be a bad place for this invitation. I’d try Macy’s or Carson’s parking lot instead.

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  • Ralph

    Better put in a weight limit if you advertise at Walmart

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  • madz1962

    Someone needs a hug. Someone’s very bitter.

    (Don’t they sell ammo in Walmart?)

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  • Katastrophic

    Merry, if he advertises in the high dollar stores, then she would spend too much money!!! I think he knows what he wants!!! lol
    This one did make me laugh, MUCH better than sick, pathetic little old men who need help!!!!

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  • Grandmasdrinking

    Old cheap car, not even power windows. Might need new tires.Rack for dirt bike. Cheap watch and stupid bracelet. Lives in Virginia. Painted his own ignorant sign on window. Advertises in WalMart parking lot.

    Yea, this guy is a keeper. Any applicants beating down the door to his trailer yet ?

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  • John

    @Ralph That’s what the trailer is for!!!! LMAO

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  • hahahhahaah

    sounds like GRANDMASDRINKING is a little bitter about him firing her!!!

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  • drew

    funny, he is still sitting in the car. must be waiting for applictions.

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  • hairball

    Of course it could also be a case of a cheating, nasty, dishonest rip having been given the gate. It ain’t always the guy’s fault. The cheap car maybe all he can afford now. What’s the line in the country song “I got the Jeep, she got the palace” or “she got the goldmine, I got the shaft”
    Shows a pretty good sense of humor in my book.

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  • MamaKat

    Ahhhh…who needs eHarmony? I’ll just take out an ad….on my car!!! Yeah, dat’s de ticket!

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  • Jami

    How do you know it’s a guy? Perhaps it’s a woman advertising for a husband. Or someone with adopted children looking for a same-gender partner.

    Anything’s possible in Virginia.

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  • lizzytoo

    at least he can spell

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  • yolanda

    While the arm does appear male, please note it is the daddy figure which has been crossed out, not the mommy figure. Maybe Daddy did this as he left to “help out” one last time. Who the driver is, now that’s a mystery. Perhaps he’s an applicant demonstrating his ability to tolerate extreme embarrassment for her convenience.

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  • Cynic

    Interviews are in the back seat.

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  • Bobba-lou

    To me it looks like he’s saying she’s with the kids, cat and dog, and he’s not the daddy anymore in that family?

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  • jpark

    The trailer rack on the back is for the electric scooter….only those over 350 pounds should apply…teeth optional…liking high alcohol flavored wine a plus…cigarette smokers encouraged to apply

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  • Pat

    If you go by the order these cartoons are usually placed in, it’s the mother that’s crossed off. That’s because the guys ALWAYS think they should be first.(until it comes to changing a diaper)

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  • Mike

    Well, at least he kept the dog…..

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